*drinks on second can of sapporo, 3 empty shot glasses taking up unnecessary space on the bar*
whooooh...Dasssss sum gooood shtuffffff... *Drools on bar, then wipes it up with a napkin* whoops, sorry dude, you got any cleaner bakkk dere?
i'm deeeeeeeeerunk right now! WHEEE! Tavern LIVEZZZ!!! can i smoke a blunt???
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