The EB Tavern

[Hooahguy]

gosh. that first paragraph hurt my eyes.....

[Che Roriniho]

Oh, and peanut butter and marmite sandwiches, on white bread, no butter, are THE nicest thing EVER.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I just realized I need a haircut as well.

[Hooahguy]

well, goal is to get to 8 pages by the end of the weekend.
i will do my part....
BOOST!

[||Lz3||]

I don't like to have my hair too long cause I have a very... "curly" hair , really is kinda like an afro if I let it grow ... damn I hate my hair... <.<

@ Satalexton I'm still want my blue balloon

[Hooahguy]

he. people with curly hair shouldnt get a haircut....

[General Appo]

well, goal is to get to 8 pages by the end of the weekend.
i will do my part....

An amiable goal indeed. I too will do my part, for the greater good of all mankind.

[||Lz3||]

he. people with curly hair shouldnt get a haircut....

for me it's actually very annoying cause the options for a haircut are very VERY limited... <.<

also... it's not as goodchick magnet as a long hair in my experience...

[General Appo]

Generally, no it ain´t. My hair is hard to describe in the limited vocabulary of english, but I will try:
It is SUPERCOOL!!

[Megas Methuselah]

@Lz3:

Actually, curly hair could be considered an asset rather than a liability. Search the net and you will find proper techniques on taking care of your curls. Moreover, the right haircut should just set the girls on fire(assuming you're hot, of course).

So.....................? What now? What...... Now................?

[General Appo]

This is spam. Or actually not, because of aforementioned reasons. But still: spam.

[AlexanderSextus]

peanut butter or jelly? Pffff. Nutella!!!!! Viva Italia!!!

[Megas Methuselah]

Change of topic:

Describe a hot girl you happen to know.

[Lemur]

Gentlemen,

I'm willing to tolerate some spam, but if you're going to blatantly spammercise all night long, and set goals of how many pages of spam you can achieve, I'm going to lock this sucker and throw away the key.

Members of the EB Tavern made semi-cogent arguments about how you needed a public place to host your tavern. Here you are, this is that place. If it turns out that all you wanted was a place to spam, you can go right back to your Social Group and we'll call it a day.

Do we understand each other?

Besides which, I hate to hear children chattering when I'm trying to enjoy a stout beer.

[Privateerkev]

How can a tavern thread not be spam?

[Lemur]

It's one thing for friends to discuss silly things in their favorite tavern. It's another when people are bragging about how much spam they can post, double- and triple-posting, and setting numerical goals for how many pages of spam they can post.

The problem is one of intent.

[Privateerkev]

Ah ok.

Gotcha.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Gentlemen,

I'm willing to tolerate some spam, but if you're going to blatantly spammercise all night long, and set goals of how many pages of spam you can achieve, I'm going to lock this sucker and throw away the key.

Members of the EB Tavern made semi-cogent arguments about how you needed a public place to host your tavern. Here you are, this is that place. If it turns out that all you wanted was a place to spam, you can go right back to your Social Group and we'll call it a day.

Do we understand each other?

Besides which, I hate to hear children chattering when I'm trying to enjoy a stout beer.

There comes a point where even I am too tired to argue with moderators. Seriously, 3 months of PMing with Foot, then backroom mods, then Lemur makes me need to just relax and recharge for a bit before I take up the title of the "Tavern's Personal Lawyer" again. Try to keep the Tavern alive for one more week guys, or I will be content to let it die and just whine about it in my sig. What was the actual topic before the purposefully spam posts?

[Privateerkev]

What was the actual topic before the purposefully spam posts?

Topics have ranged from haircuts, to peanut butter, to boosting, and to the nature of spam. Somewhere in there, there may have been an alcoholic beverage or two.

[AlexanderSextus]

well, what do you guys like better? PBn'J? or Peanut Butter and Nutella??? This aint spam, its an actual question.

like i said to APPO in the Social Group, STOP POSTING USELESS CRAP!!!!

[Megas Methuselah]

Yeah, it cannot be denied that some members of this beloved tavern were, indeed, spamming. Lemur's statement is completely acceptable and truthful. The only thing I must resent is the insult of being called a "child." Please, man, that is too harsh.

Nevertheless...*attempts to look all saint-like and holy*... I forgive you.

Anyways, can Body Wash be used as shampoo? I've got some stuff that's labelled as "Hair and Body Wash," and I'm not quite sure about what it exactly means by "hair." Body hair? (head) Hair? I don't know! It positively smells great, though. I'm thinking of testing it out before I go to sleep tonight, and I'll find out how my hair is in the morning. It would be awesome if the smell clung to my hair, too. Imagine that, eh? I mean, my shampoo is good and all, but it doesn't smell as great as cologne. Come what may, I'll test it.

I'll wake up in the morning, boys!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Yeah, it cannot be denied that some members of this beloved tavern were, indeed, spamming. Lemur's statement is completely acceptable and truthful. The only thing I must resent is the insult of being called a "child." Please, man, that is too harsh.

Nevertheless...*attempts to look all saint-like and holy*... I forgive you.

Anyways, can Body Wash be used as shampoo? I've got some stuff that's labelled as "Hair and Body Wash," and I'm not quite sure about what it exactly means by "hair." Body hair? (head) Hair? I don't know! It positively smells great, though. I'm thinking of testing it out before I go to sleep tonight, and I'll find out how my hair is in the morning. It would be awesome if the smell clung to my hair, too. Imagine that, eh? I mean, my shampoo is good and all, but it doesn't smell as great as cologne. Come what may, I'll test it.

I'll wake up in the morning, boys!

Look at the ingredients. If it has ingredients that are also found in shampoo, then I assume the hair its talking about means your head hair, not your body hair.

[Megas Methuselah]

Look at the ingredients.

NO!!! I'd much rather not confuse myself with that. The long lists of ingredients are simply far too complex to bother troubling myself with. I put up with enough complications at university with calculus and statistics. I've had enough!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Lemur is probably gonna close this in the morning just to let everyone who visits this know. If anyone likes The EB Tavern and its randomness, here is the social group we will most likely have to use from now on, because I don't think my arguements with Lemur are helping.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/group.php?groupid=30

I hope this is still open when I wake up.

[General Appo]

Why would he close it? Since his warning to stop spammage there has been no spamming.
Plus, I need the Social Group for myself, it´s my own little post-acopalyptic Tavern, complete with harmless zombies and huge supplies of scotch to boot.

[AlexanderSextus]

Lemur is probably gonna close this in the morning just to let everyone who visits this know. If anyone likes The EB Tavern and its randomness, here is the social group we will most likely have to use from now on, because I don't think my arguements with Lemur are helping.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/group.php?groupid=30

I hope this is still open when I wake up.

how about this one...STOP ARGUING WITH THE MODS!!! Its only gonna make it worse!!!

If you get this thing locked i'm gonna be really pissed at you ACIN! No more whiskey for you!!!

[Lemur]

Gentlemen,

We all appreciate your contributions, but it's time to close down this experiment. I have discussed this with the other Frontroom mods and they are in concurrence.

Please feel free to take the EB tavern to the social group created for that purpose. You may also want to explore the Frontroom and Backroom and see what they have to offer.

I wouldn't recommend blaming individual contributors for the closing of this thread; nothing productive will come from that.

Thank you for your time and posts, gents.

Hail Xenu,

Lemur