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    Default The EB Tavern

    welcome, stranger, to the EB tavern! i am the bartender, as many know.
    this is only being called the "eb tavern" b/c its the original name for it, and we want to keep the tradition.

    unlike this glorious sub-forum we are in, this is a place where we can all get to know each other and have merry times and talk about (almost) whatever we want, ie, sports, games, weather, location, relationship problems, anything. we are all here to talk and give each other support

    but this thread will be carefully watched by the mods, so i suggest you keep your language bottled up.

    some of the ground rules:
    1) no weapons (its a loooong story.....)
    2) no politics (see tavern history section)
    3) no putting down another persons religion
    4) no insulting other mods/games, like EB, RTR, XGM, ect.
    5) obey the BOOST at all times!
    6) no rebellions....

    those are the basic rules. other than that, we are here to have fun!


    ***the history of the EB tavern***
    in a forum far, far away, a man named Bootsiuv founded this great place on 9/6/2007, a little more than a year ago, in the EB forums. all was merry, until the the mods closed it down after 2,376 posts of great merriment and happiness.

    a short while later, on 4/26/2008, the EB team re-opened the tavern. the merrymaking resumed. but all good things must come to an end. on 8/17/2008, after 2,076 posts, the mods closed the tavern down- for good, in an attempt to stop spam in that forum.
    Appo,my trusted drinking buddy and friend, opened the EB Tavern social group. but becasue it just was not to out liking, we asked Lemur if we could have it here. so here we are today, in the 4th EB Tavern. may it live long, my friends!

    *******


    well, all beer is FREE today!!!!!!

    enjoy the tavern, fellow Orgahs!
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    FIRST! A pint of absinthe, please barman, and hears to many more!

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    Let us hope this works out.
    Just to add, if anyone for some reason really needs to vent himself about this political or religious views, he can always temporarily use the old Social Group. But I hope this won´t be needed.

    Also, I´d like to reinforce Rule 1, NO WEAPONS. Whatsoever. And no non-weapons fighting either. NO FIGHTING at all. And especially NO CLAYMORES (long story). Well, except pencils, and only my agents are allowed to use those (another long story).
    The Appomination

    I don't come here a lot any more. You know why? Because you suck. That's right, I'm talking to you. Your annoying attitude, bad grammar, illogical arguments, false beliefs and pathetic attempts at humour have driven me and many other nice people from this forum. You should feel ashamed. Report here at once to recieve your punishment. Scumbag.

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    There is one exception to Appo's rule, and that is the lone pilum that is embedded in the wall over there to the left of the comedy singing plastic fish, and the Neon sign with 'Beer! Girls!' written on it.
    That pilum is set aside for the sole use of Appo himself, and it is what we prop up his often cormotose body against.
    Cheers!

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    I have no knowledge of what you speak of. Well, I wouldn´t seeing as I´m "cormotose", right?
    The Appomination

    I don't come here a lot any more. You know why? Because you suck. That's right, I'm talking to you. Your annoying attitude, bad grammar, illogical arguments, false beliefs and pathetic attempts at humour have driven me and many other nice people from this forum. You should feel ashamed. Report here at once to recieve your punishment. Scumbag.

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    I propose we levy jewish spearmen (Ioudoi Taxeis) to provide the bouncers xD (just played an AS game, they rock)




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    hm, considering im jewish, not a bad idea.....

    *gives everyone beers/a pint of absinthe*
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    Did Lemur acepted this?

    s'up mates
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    i think so..... we will find out when he gets online.....

    anyhow, NEW METALLICA ALUBUM COMING OUT SEPT. 12th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Meh. haven't heard any of them. Can't think of anything new coming up in music I know about.
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    Yay, EB Tavern back up in a forum, I wonder how long this will last.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely non offensive name View Post
    Yay, EB Tavern back up in a forum, I wonder how long this will last.
    Wondering that right now.
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    well, as long as everyone stays in line, hopefully for many, many years....
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    Bartender, you wouldn't happen to have Guinness on tap, would you?

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    Ill take a vodka, make it a double!
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    hell, we have every single type of drink known to man! you see, if we dont have it available, we have a genie under the counter who provides us with all our drinks.....

    *gives lemur a Guiness and littleGrizzly a double vodka*

    enjoy guys!
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    I'd like a cokey cola!

    does anybody here know how to juggle?
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    You know, friends, that you don't need to confine yourselves to one small thread. This entire section of the forum is for talk and merriment! So do come out and visit us (beware those that lurk in the backroom - a downright nasty bunch at times )

    And I'll have some wild turkey, please.

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    how can I enter the back room...??

    and in another unrelated question... who's ********?

    and @ a completely non offensive name: how do you cahnge your name so often?


    oh and I would like a lemonade ,mineral water, heavy with lemon and with NO sugar please
    Last edited by Lemur; 09-10-2008 at 04:04. Reason: Getting very, very tired of dealing with this issue.
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    I'll take a good old-timey sarsaparilla.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    i think so..... we will find out when he gets online.....

    anyhow, NEW METALLICA ALUBUM COMING OUT SEPT. 12th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It leaked, its the best they've put out since the black album but still doesn't equal there first four.
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    there's nothing as good as chopin's nocturn in G minor though
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    Quote Originally Posted by ||Lz3|| View Post
    how can I enter the back room...??

    and in another unrelated question... who's Mike Hunt?

    and @ a completely non offensive name: how do you cahnge your name so often?


    oh and I would like a lemonade ,mineral water, heavy with lemon and with NO sugar please
    I was Mike Hunt, and you can change your name to anything you want from the User CP panel, as long as that name isn't in use anymore. I got tired of being hassled by mods for the name, so I changed it into a sarcastic name and hopefully I can enter the backroom someday, unless the mods don't like the sarcasm. Oh well, where is that sarsaparilla?

    EDIT: I also changed it because it made me laugh to think of people getting annoyed of having to type "a completely non offensive name" out. lol
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    EDIT: who likes pie!??

    asides from moros... he's a pie freak

    cheesecake yumm!
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    OMG, an EB tavern. I have lived to see something a man would never again dream of. This new tavern should live on into eternity and beyond. For it is only through the Tavern's history that I have found myself enlightened in many different ways beyond human comprehension. Moreover, I find myself constantly uttering nonesense, and so, as a result, it is best to accept my words with a grain of salt. Remember, just because someone sounds educated and uses many fancy words, it is often best to think of said person as you would would any other fool you may meet on your path of life.

    Anyways, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAN! OMG OMG OMG ZOMGZ!!!! A TAVERN!!! HOLY!!! ITS HOLY!!!! A TAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRN!!!!!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! BLAAAAAAAAH!!!!


    Anyways, did you guys miss my foolery?! I CERTAINLY HOPE SO!!!! I SURE DID!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methuselah View Post
    Remember, just because someone sounds educated and uses many fancy words, it is often best to think of said person as you would would any other fool you may meet on your path of life.
    The fact that you're talking that way demonstrates one thing and one thing only: You're not drinking enough. Landlord! Two pints of Guinness over here!

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    WHOAAAAA! ITS BACK?!?!?! This calls for a special order. Barkeep!!! 3 shots of Jack Daniels and TWO, count em, TWO 24 oz. cans of Sapporo plz. I'm gettin HAMMERED TONIGHT! oh, and is Weed okay in here???

    oh, and from now on Mike Hunt's name is ACNON.
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    @Lemur & AS
    Here! Here!!!

    ACNON, HAHAHA!!!!

    FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOOOOOOOD FEEEEEEELLOW!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus View Post
    WHOAAAAA! ITS BACK?!?!?! This calls for a special order. Barkeep!!! 3 shots of Jack Daniels and TWO, count em, TWO 24 oz. cans of Sapporo plz. I'm gettin HAMMERED TONIGHT! oh, and is Weed okay in here???

    oh, and from now on Mike Hunt's name is ACNON.
    Actually, Lemur correected my grammar, it is now ACIN!
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    *drinks on second can of sapporo, 3 empty shot glasses taking up unnecessary space on the bar*

    whooooh...Dasssss sum gooood shtuffffff... *Drools on bar, then wipes it up with a napkin* whoops, sorry dude, you got any cleaner bakkk dere?

    i'm deeeeeeeeerunk right now! WHEEE! Tavern LIVEZZZ!!! can i smoke a blunt???
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