
Originally Posted by
Yoyoma1910
Au Contraire, mes chers.
Let's look honestly at our current situation. There is no detective, no democratic method, and the end of Llamadom is going to be insuing shortly. As well, every other night one of us will (80% of the time) will die.
I don't know how well your powers of clairvoyance, but I have none.
The chaos that waits outside of our gates is here with us now, as we wait for either a giraffer's blade or the lead to run dry. It's time to start razing the upper floors of our homes for their stones to reinforce the ramparts, and it's time for the daily leader to step up, and fulfill their duty and weed out those of us who remain as possible giraffer heretics. Do you see another way?
Listen my fellow Llamaists, the great he/she has said this itself. Look back at the divine words yourself if you do not believe me. Now, I have been chosen to go last with my vote, but I doubt that I will ever get to cast that vote. This may be the last time I speak to you all so heed my words well if you will.
I will also say this. My people have now all but gone from the world, and together the last of us stand here with you. Together we must stand strong, as one people. What little chance we few, we happy few, have depends upon this. If it be the choice of the leader that I hang, so be it
Better to die by a llama hair rope, than a giraffe's venomous fang.
And if your courage fails you, my friends, Remember the Llamamo!
Edit: Woohoo-post 200! After 3 1/2 years
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