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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    I think 1 million Euros is just about 50, No? Fifty million dollars that is?


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    How dumb do women think we are? I mean anyone willing to pay for this should be hit.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

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    Her brother told the magazine: "She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave."
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.

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    Any informed consumer, where's Elliot Spitzer when you need him, with that kind of entertainment budget would expect some professional expertise in the art. Why would you pay top dollar for a novice?
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    I'l bet she's lying that she's a virgin. I'd put the money up and then sue her for false advertising.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    She's selling herself in every conceivable way.

    I kinda wanna throw up from the taste of hedonism.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.
    What were you doing in a back alley in Mexico City with a man named 'Orlando the Pimp'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar View Post
    What were you doing in a back alley in Mexico City with a man named 'Orlando the Pimp'?

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    The number of teens / early twenties you could work your way through for that type of money, you'd get a virgin eventually. Or go abroad.

    And unless you enjoy inflicting pain, what's the big deal?

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    Must admit that the idea gives me a kick in a twisted 'buy what you want' sort of way, but I am known for my psychotic tendencies. Buying innocence muha

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    This girl overate the thing, and herself.

    Vanitas vanitatum, omnias vanitas. My Latin is far away but...

    And in order to had a little bit more of bad taste, waht if the client / buyer is not happy about the performance? Got a vaucher or it will reimbursed?
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Must admit that the idea gives me a kick in a twisted 'buy what you want' sort of way, but I am known for my psychotic tendencies. Buying innocence muha
    Innocence? Hardly. Basically a prostitute from the off.

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Where have I heard this line before? Oh, right, in a back alley in Mexico City, from Orlando the Pimp.
    How much did you pay for that?
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    A million euros and you don't even get to keep her for it? What a rip-off!

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Conqueror View Post
    A million euros and you don't even get to keep her for it? What a rip-off!

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    1 million for a girl that doesn´t even know what´s she's doing........well...a fool and his money always part ways.
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    Wish I coulda got a million for mine... to be born a girl...
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Conqueror View Post
    A million euros and you don't even get to keep her for it? What a rip-off!
    Apparently you are not familiar with the old adage (and main benefit) about prostitution:

    You don't pay her to come and have sex with you, you pay her to leave when you are finished with her...
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    We call it afterplay, sometimes 'the boot'

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    its not to surprising, all contestants from a big brother show are pathetic, desparate idiots that do anything for publicity, and MONEY

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    Default Re: Re : Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    How dumb do women think we are? I mean anyone willing to pay for this should be hit.
    They'd hit that.
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    *flips through wallet* Nope. Not today.

    The thing about high school girls is that I keep gettin' older but they stay the same age. mmmmm..yeah.


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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    I would definatily do her for 100, just for kicks and giggles.

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