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    The number of teens / early twenties you could work your way through for that type of money, you'd get a virgin eventually. Or go abroad.

    And unless you enjoy inflicting pain, what's the big deal?

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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Must admit that the idea gives me a kick in a twisted 'buy what you want' sort of way, but I am known for my psychotic tendencies. Buying innocence muha

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    This girl overate the thing, and herself.

    Vanitas vanitatum, omnias vanitas. My Latin is far away but...

    And in order to had a little bit more of bad taste, waht if the client / buyer is not happy about the performance? Got a vaucher or it will reimbursed?
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    I think if you went through all the qhore houses in various countries you could get a girl just as good looking, if not better for a sum far less than that. And the virgin thing is really a turn off more than anything, for me at least. Painful and rubbish, what could be worse?
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    Default Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Must admit that the idea gives me a kick in a twisted 'buy what you want' sort of way, but I am known for my psychotic tendencies. Buying innocence muha
    Innocence? Hardly. Basically a prostitute from the off.

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    Innocence? Hardly. Basically a prostitute from the off.

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    At least in this case the buyer knows they are going to get screwed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenus
    And in order to had a little bit more of bad taste, waht if the client / buyer is not happy about the performance? Got a vaucher or it will reimbursed?
    Instead of virginity, vagina contained mountain lion.

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    Although I'm kind of anti-siggie, that is siggied, dear sir.

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    At least in this case the buyer knows they are going to get screwed...
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    Default Re : Re: Girl offers to sell Virginity for 1 million Euros. Bake Sale anyone?

    This thread got me thinking. I must admit I was shocked when I first read about all these girls selling their virginity for a million. Virginity is precious. And if people are willing to spend a million for it, apparantly even more so for women. So if my daughters want to waste their virginity on some pimple-faced fifteen year old punk, they're in for trouble. A million it's going to be and then it's party time for daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    This thread got me thinking. I must admit I was shocked when I first read about all these girls selling their virginity for a million. Virginity is precious. And if people are willing to spend a million for it, apparantly even more so for women. So if my daughters want to waste their virginity on some pimple-faced fifteen year old punk, they're in for trouble. A million it's going to be and then it's party time for daddy.

    Yeah, why the hell should the parents pay for college when one's kids can do it - and it's working from home...

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