Why Men Die First.

**Strike For The South** · 10-06-2008, 21:43

I cant take the credit but this is LOL

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ..... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ..... you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ..... it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ...... it's male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ...... you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her ....... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ...... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.. If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ...... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ...... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.... you're oversexed.. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first?

Because we want to.

**gaelic cowboy** · 10-06-2008, 21:55

They say according to that fountain of wisdom Al Bundy that retirement is what women do when we die.

**Hooahguy** · 10-06-2008, 22:21

too bad this is the backroom.... otherwise id link to this in my sig....

**Csargo** · 10-06-2008, 22:48

What does that make you SFTS?

**Strike For The South** · 10-06-2008, 22:50

Originally Posted by Ichigo

What does that make you SFTS?

aware of my inevitable demises

**seireikhaan** · 10-07-2008, 00:21

Quality find, Strike, quality find.

**Lemur** · 10-07-2008, 00:23

Good stuff, strike, although I can think of some other reasons why men die first.

**Kadagar_AV** · 10-07-2008, 00:50

It's the truth...

**wasabi** · 10-16-2008, 13:05

LOL...

It's funny though~

Both of my grandmothers passed away before my grandads. So it not all true of the above.

Both of my grandads had good wife, who nag a lot too, but they all take their wife's advise, and are still very fit.

Health is first for everyone, I guess you let go of that, you will let go of everything then come up with excuses of to die first.