I have a confession to make. I like pirates. I like pirates a lot.
Guy likes pirates on the Internet! I hear you cry. Shocking! I bet he likes ninjas and zombies to!
Well… yes I do but bear with me. At the risk of sounding like an Indy music snob, I liked pirates before they got popular and sold out. I liked pirates well before Pirates of the Caribbean, well before they became an Internet meme. I’ve liked pirates ever since I read Treasure Island; I think I was about ten.
The reason I say all this is so you don’t dismiss my upcoming suggestions as those of a typical Internet nerd who is jumping on the buccaneer bandwagon. I may be a nerd (for a whole host of reasons) but when it comes to pirates I know what I’m talking about.
Sooo… (Finally getting to the point) Pirates! I would like to see the following in Empire:
1) A proper pirate faction, able to take cities and train troops (albeit pretty crap ones) and possibly even win the game. I am not suggesting this should be one of the 12 playable factions.
2) Famous pirates. There are a great number of very well known and very interesting pirates.
- Edward Teach (Blackbeard) well known for wearing lit fuses in his hair and beard, and carrying upwards of ten pistols at all times
- Calico’ Jack Rackham, so called because of his preference for dressing in fashionable clothes
- Admiral Sir Henry Morgan, a Welsh privateer (pirate for hire) who was so successful he got a knighthood out of it. (Sadly out of the game’s time frame)
- Anne Bonny and Mary Read, famous female pirates who had a reputation as being far more fearsome than the men in their crew.
- Bartholomew Roberts (Black Bart) who may have captured over 400 vessels during his career. Probably the most successful pirate ever. Also Welsh.
Pirates are a fascinating topic and the great age of piracy is an extremely colourful and interesting period to study. Most people know very little about pirates, and I think it’s up to CA to educate them!
Little known pirate facts:
- The majority of pirate ships were run by democracy. The captain was elected and could be un-elected by the crew.
- The Captain was often only in charge of the ship during battle. During peacetime the Quartermaster controlled the ship.
- Many pirates held a personal hatred for slavery and made it their mission to capture slave ships and free the slaves. Sometimes the freed slaves were made to join the crew; sometimes they were dropped off at a nearby port.
- Pirate crews were probably the most ethnically diverse and racially tolerant crews to sail during the period. There were so many different races and religions that racism was pointless.
- Pirate crews could be surprisingly well trained. Since they constantly used their weapons and their lives depended on their skill they practised a lot harder than a common soldier.
- Pirates did not bury treasure. That particular myth was almost entirely invented by Robert Louis Stevenson. Instead they immediately spent their haul on booze and whores (huzzah!)
- Jamaica lacked proper English soldiers to defend it, and instead turned to pirates as a defence force. Without pirate defenders Jamaica would have fallen to the French or Spanish.
So now I’ve made it clear I know far too much about piracy I’d like to hear your opinions on piracy and including a pirate faction in the game. I also welcome a general discussion of piracy around Empire’s time frame. Feel free to ask questions, or tell me why I’m wrong (but with reasons). Let’s try and keep this Empire related though.
DO NOT MENTION NINJAS.
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