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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    Default Re: Things you just never do in battles.

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    Never fight large any battles when you're sober. (Yes, you read that correctly.)
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    Never use Ghazis as ambushers, they don't hide very well.
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    Funnily enough I always use them as ambushers, though they might take it upon themselves to charge without orders if that's what you're referring to?

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    Default Re: Things you just never do in battles.

    Quote Originally Posted by Caravel View Post
    Funnily enough I always use them as ambushers, though they might take it upon themselves to charge without orders if that's what you're referring to?

    I think that's what The Don was talking about yes. You know as well as I that Ghazis sometimes have a tendency to be overly....enthusiastic.
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    Never charge arbalesters with your precious knights. You think they'll reach them in time, and then the bolts drop them like flies. Nasty.

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    Never Ever Engage a massively superior force unless you have a death wish.... oh isnt that obvious?

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    Gah, that's half the fun: 5,000 Turks vs 50,000 Mongols - those were the days!
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    Never engage Turkish, Cuman, GH, or Arabic armies of Horse Archers. At all.

    And never bother engaging the home-sitting family army of 7 Royal Knights with a 4 star King, which can normally be found in Scotland, or Denmark. They will tear you up. Unfairly.

    Oh and never engage armies in an isolated, last-ditch-defence position, like in Armenia, or Bohemia.

    It will have you in tears.
    Last edited by PershsNhpios; 12-21-2008 at 11:31.

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