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Mikeus Caesar 13:22 10-10-2008

I have met a woman. We are deeply in love. This hasn't happened to me for years.

Uncork the champagne.

Kekvit Irae 13:30 10-10-2008

How much did she cost?

Mikeus Caesar 13:32 10-10-2008

Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae:
How much did she cost?

$25 in some seedy flat down an alleyway.

But in all seriousness, it's about time this happened. I've been wanting a relationship for quite a while, and suddenly one has dropped into my lap. Not literally. Well, not yet anyway...

Alexanderofmacedon 13:40 10-10-2008

Mikeus Caesar,

I do believe you deserve this. I vaguely recall you having some problems a while ago, and this is exactly what you need. Don't let her break your heart, though.

pevergreen 13:44 10-10-2008

My only advice: Keep it truthful.

Lack of trust has destroyed mine. Well not so much that as both of us lieing about stuff. Then telling the other now that we arent together.

Regardless: Well done! As I would say before partaking in DotA: gl hf etc

Fragony 14:05 10-10-2008

I guess you will have to find something else to be depressed about

Husar 14:33 10-10-2008

Congra-something.

I mean come back when you have a contract.

I've been waiting 23 years now but nothing dropped into my lap yet, except some ice cream, so stop complaining and keep smiling I mean uhm, have fun, good behaviour and...something.

Mikeus Caesar 14:45 10-10-2008

Danke to all.

Somehow, i doubt i'm going to find something to be depressed about again for a very long time. I was already on a natural high (my yearly suicide attempt/cry for help was a month or so back, i feel better after that) and now for this to happen...and i had an interview for a new job today as well, the guy said that barring extraordinary circumstances (i.e antimiracle) i've pretty much got the job.

Best. Day. Ever.

Andres 14:56 10-10-2008

Good to hear you're doing great

And thanks for sharing your happiness, it brightens up our day as well

Mikeus Caesar 15:39 10-10-2008

And not only does it brighten your day, but it can give you all hope - if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.

Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...

Csargo 16:26 10-10-2008

I am happy for you.

Ice 16:29 10-10-2008

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar:
And not only does it brighten your day, but it can give you all hope - if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.

Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...

Congrats man. I'm glad you have found life worth living. I wish you the best of luck.

LittleGrizzly 16:33 10-10-2008

To bring my hopes up so much and then to dash them again all in one post

the whole girlfriend dropping into the lap can be a long waiting game.... im at 5 years since the last decent one dropped in.... so congrats and i hope it goes well...

Gregoshi 16:41 10-10-2008

And there was much rejoicing!

Veho Nex 16:47 10-10-2008

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar:
Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...

Damn... that counts me out.

Strike For The South 17:09 10-10-2008

This calls for alcohol!

Martok 18:11 10-10-2008

Outstanding news, man.

Kekvit Irae 18:13 10-10-2008

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar:
browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Mithrandir 18:17 10-10-2008

Post some babe-thread worth pictures of her and I'll open a bottle of the finest camelmilk...with bubbles.

ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88 19:48 10-10-2008

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar:
I have met a woman. We are deeply in love. This hasn't happened to me for years.

Uncork the champagne.

Give Her Some Cashews And Milk Now

ICantSpellDawg 20:45 10-10-2008

The only advice I can give you:

Lie to her at least 6 times a day, never look her in the eye, and eventually run a way with the milk maid after bankrupting her.

I hope that helps in some small way.

Hax 20:57 10-10-2008

I'll give you two camels and a goat for her.

Yoyoma1910 21:52 10-10-2008

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar:
if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.

That's no place to learn about love, kid. I would meander into other regions of the real and theortical world, were I you. Unless this "girl" is actually a barn animal. Then again, as the Tiroleans says, there are no laws on the mountain, right?

Reverend Joe 23:29 10-10-2008

Congratulations. I mean it, man, you need and deserve all that.

And Kekvit...

Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

What?!

Mikeus Caesar 01:52 10-11-2008

Originally Posted by Reverend Joe:
And Kekvit...

What?!

Pronounce it like a lowercase 'F', but make it a constant sound. That is the sound of impending anger. Fear it.

But yes, once again, thank you to all. I'm immediately regretting this...constant texting to her is going to cost me a lot of money...

Kekvit Irae 03:04 10-11-2008

Originally Posted by Reverend Joe:
And Kekvit...
What?!

As Mikeus said, it's the sound of a long and drawn out four letter word. It's a popular meme now on eBaums.

And for Mikeus: Never change. If a girl wants you to change who you are, then they only love you for who they want to perceive you as, rather than who you really are. That's the best advice I can give.

seireikhaan 03:30 10-11-2008

Hope it doesn't burn too quickly.

a completely inoffensive name 08:11 10-12-2008

Originally Posted by pevergreen:
My only advice: Keep it truthful.

False, all relationships are based on lies. Want proof? Every girl I have told this to has broken up with me, if I had lied and said honesty is the best course I would still be in a relationship right now.

(Sarcasm)

Megas Methuselah 10:27 10-12-2008

Originally Posted by Kekvit:
If a girl wants you to change who you are, then they only love you for who they want to perceive you as, rather than who you really are. That's the best advice I can give.

I love you!! Lol, but in all seriousness, this one girl wanted me to cut my hair(no... I mean, no way), and the last one didn't like my cologne(everyone else compliments me on it, what the!?).

Anyways, congratz, Mikeus. Remember this always: Where there's life, there's hope.
Never surrender your life. It's the most precious gift you can ever receive.

Be at peace, friend,
Fear not the fall of night.
'Tis but a short, short journey,
Before we reach the light.

Husar 12:24 10-12-2008

I think it depends on the change, if someone asks you to stop smoking for example then I'd say it's simply time to realize your own stupidity and go along with the request of your loved one.

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