Gentlemen, good news

[Megas Methuselah]

If a girl wants you to change who you are, then they only love you for who they want to perceive you as, rather than who you really are. That's the best advice I can give.

I love you!! Lol, but in all seriousness, this one girl wanted me to cut my hair(no... I mean, no way), and the last one didn't like my cologne(everyone else compliments me on it, what the!?).

Anyways, congratz, Mikeus. Remember this always: Where there's life, there's hope.
Never surrender your life. It's the most precious gift you can ever receive.

Be at peace, friend,
Fear not the fall of night.
'Tis but a short, short journey,
Before we reach the light.