The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[Smowz]

Ooh, do my doctory eyes detect a hint of a suggestion that you actually have some kind of solid evidence against EF?

Hey there undeaddy doctor dude, you know what Mr. Otto here may just have worked it out.

You see it was while I was on the bus round to pick up the kiddies, when I saw Agnes Skinner waving a placard. She wanted little Bart dude up for the lynching. I saw here turn and there it was cat attached to her back.

As we know the B to the A to the R to the T was vapped by those crazy robots and frantic felines.

My little buddy dead. Rock on!!!!!

[shlin28]

Vote: EF

That's all the evidence a good doctor need.

[Sigurd]

Hey ... If there are any defender dudes out there contact shlin.
And did I die a second time?

Any more roles for me ATPG?

[Ferret]

Uhhhh how was that evidence? From that description he "saw" a cat on my back in the day time, and ivestigations happen at night so...

and I voted Craterus because he supports Liverpool, as a joke, I hardly wanted him dead...

edit: and how do you know it was the robots? The report isn't up yet.

[Craterus]

Then why vote me? A vote does mean you want me dead.

Town. Avenge me!

[Sarathos]

Vote:Smowz
Where did you come from...?

[Ferret]

vote:Andres

ATPG said he is a zombie, and that doesn't sound good to me.

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

Vote: EF

You voted to lynch Bart Simpson...
While he was an annoying brother, and had little obvious thinking apparatus, he clearly wasn't guilty. Use some sense....

[White_eyes:D]

Hey there undeaddy doctor dude, you know what Mr. Otto here may just have worked it out.

You see it was while I was on the bus round to pick up the kiddies, when I saw Agnes Skinner waving a placard. She wanted little Bart dude up for the lynching. I saw here turn and there it was cat attached to her back.

As we know the B to the A to the R to the T was vapped by those crazy robots and frantic felines.

My little buddy dead. Rock on!!!!!

Willy doesn't buy it, vote:Smowz*goes back to his shack* "and don't be spying on Willy between 4 and 5, that's Willy's time"

[Chaotix]

This is much too confusing... I suggest we wait until the actual write-up so we can find some real evidence. Until then, Vote: Abstain

[Andres]

*** insert zombie-baby smiley ***

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This is getting weird...

[ULC]

So Andres has been a Zombie in 2 games...interesting....

[Sigurd]

Shlin28 is revived from the dead.

Craterus is killed by two different people at the same time.
Andres is bitten by the zombie and becomes second zombie.
El Diablo is killed by mafia.
Sigurd is killed by mafia.

We need updates and more specifically role character names.

And don't tell be there are no other protector roles in here. Work with the soon to be revealed pro-town roles. The doctors specifically need to be protected to hold back the onslaught from the killers.

[Thermal]

i need a lie down before i get malleted in the head again....oooh my fried swizzle stick, how they burn

[shlin28]

I DEMAND THE TOWN TO CO-OPERATE WITH THE ALMIGHTY UNDEAD DOCTOR!

Co-operate I say! CO-OPERATE!

Edit: Smowz please speak up more.

[White_eyes:D]

We need updates and more specifically role character names.

And don't tell be there are no other protector roles in here. Work with the soon to be revealed pro-town roles. The doctors specifically need to be protected to hold back the onslaught from the killers.

"You want to pick on somebody then pick on Willy"(should give you a hint* why my ability is useless for this quote.....)

[Northnovas]

Yes identify yourself people so we can over come this er, crisis. I would have to refrain from any voting at the er, moment till we can get the particulars of the said events that have occurred er, here in Springfield on N3.

[Smowz]

I DEMAND THE TOWN TO CO-OPERATE WITH THE ALMIGHTY UNDEAD DOCTOR!

Co-operate I say! CO-OPERATE!

Edit: Smowz please speak up more.

Your really hurting my feelings barkeeper dude and dress wearing man.

I tells u its true Agnes Skinner is crazeeeee.

On the other hand perhaps I forgot to take my medication, I cannot find my other doctor anywhere. Undeadee doctor dude are you like totally a doctor for real?

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shlin: What else do you wish me to add, Agnes skinner is a female charactor who is slightly unhinged (aka crazy cat lady). EF nominated Craterus last time around and she ends up dead by being attacked by two of the serial killers. ATPG has yet to establish which serial killers in fact it was who killed her, if it was sideshow bob and the killer robots then I shall cheerfully change my vote :). I add further that Agnes also nominated yourself for the lynching in the opening round despite that it was clear that you were a doctor and were probably able to heal people. This made me suspicious that she was indeed a serial killer.

[Sarathos]

Shlin, no.

[White_eyes:D]

Your really hurting my feelings barkeeper dude and dress wearing man.

I tells u its true Agnes Skinner is crazeeeee.

On the other hand perhaps I forgot to take my medication, I cannot find my other doctor anywhere. Undeadee doctor dude are you like totally a doctor for real?

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shlin: What else do you wish me to add, Agnes skinner is a female charactor who is slightly unhinged (aka crazy cat lady). EF nominated Craterus last time around and she ends up dead by being attacked by two of the serial killers. ATPG has yet to establish which serial killers in fact it was who killed her, if it was sideshow bob and the killer robots then I shall cheerfully change my vote :). I add further that Agnes also nominated yourself for the lynching in the opening round despite that it was clear that you were a doctor and were probably able to heal people. This made me suspicious that she was indeed a serial killer.

tthis...ssssecond.....commentttttt..changed Wwwwilly's..mindddd.....*now drunk and looking for a fight*
Unvote:Smowz Vote:Elite Ferret

[Beefy187]

Simpsons er daiing...

If dey is a killar Aye think its Willy!!

Vote: White_Eyes

[White_eyes:D]

Simpsons er daiing...

If dey is a killar Aye think its Willy!!

Vote: White_Eyes

*sobers up* If you try to blame Willy and your the first to vote, Willy will kill you...... I can take at least one person with me..... (like I said my ability is worthless to protect but is good for destroying any careless mafia or serial killer) and if your a townie well then thanks alot.....because you just moved a nice land mine....

[naut]

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OOC: I must say congratualtions to Askthepizzaguy for a masterfully crafted game so far. Since everyone has a potential cover story it's making it very hard (for me at least) to gauge how everyone is actually playing.

IC: So Willy has a special ability, ey? Plausible... maybe...

*Turns and yells at someone in the back* "Lou where are my pants?"
*Someone yells back* "I dunno Chief, maybe if we hadn't stopped at the laundry on the way to a homicide you might not've lost them."
"Like the time SWAT mistook them for a parachute." *Mutters Eddie* *Giggles erupt*

Not funny boys! Anyway, was that a DOA or a DUI we where talking about. Oh yeah, Willy, he's that groundsman, Ralphie always tells me about. And how he has to clean up his puddles. Hey wait a minute? How's he having accidents if he's still wearing his rubber underwear?

So Willy, hmm I'll have my eye on you, not to protect and serve though? That's what the badge says right? Oh wait, I'll be protecting and serving Willy... wait what am I doing?

"Lou what does the badge say?" *Muttering in the back*
But, we need those autopsies to find out, who the victims of the recent homicides are. Autopsies... autopsies, how do you spell that? What a funny word...

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Basically FoS: White_eyes:D and I'm reserving judgement until last nights write ups are posted so we can see what evidence we can get from them

[shlin28]

Shlin, no.

Why won't you co-operate with da doc? I am the only confirmed pro-town you know

[Ferret]

me thinks that when Dr Riviera revives someone they come back as a zombie...

[shlin28]

Methinks my medical skillz are not good enough to revive zombies yet

Methinks EF is wrong, as I have only revived one person before I died, Clancy Wiggum, and I don't think he's a zombie is he?

Methinks EF is trying to ruin the town's efforts, methinks EF is evil and should be lynched.

...

LYNCH EF! Lynch him I say! Lynch him!

[Ferret]

Go for it, it's not gonna help the town at all...all it will do is remove a random vote so I'm not that bothered if I die.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm back. Vote tallies are welcome, writeups to follow in a moment.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Three (belated report)

You have another 48 hours, due to my delay.

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Moe the Bartender offered Cletus Spuckler another free beer.

"That's right, get nice and intoxicated, my hillbilly friend." remarked Moe.

Cletus downed the entire thing, and Moe smiled. As he turned around to offer Cletus another Fudd beer, he grabbed the empty mug, spit all the beer into it, and poured it quickly down the drain.

"This stuff tastes awful" thought Cletus, as he wiped his mouth on his orange shirt.

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Nick Riviera's body is taken to the emergency room, and he is revived by the brilliant doctors there.

"Hi everybody! I was afraid I would have to go see the coroner. I'm so sick of that guy. Well, see you in the operating place!"

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Bart Simpson was out pranking the local purveyor of comic books. He tossed several rocks through the front window of the Android's dungeon, which caused an alarm to sound. He quickly climbed up the fire escape and readied his prepared basket of eggs for chucking at the fat man.

"Muhuhuhahahaha!" exclaimed the young hellion.

"Hello, Bart...." softly spoke the voice behind him.

"Sideshow Bob!" cried Bart Simpson.

"I've been waiting for this a long time... a very, very long time. Heh heh heh ha haa haaa HAHAHAHA!!!"

Bart began chucking eggs at Sideshow Bob, and they smashed him in the face, in his hair, and onto his overalls. When the eggs landed in his eye, Sideshow Bob was stunned and blinded temporarily. Bart Simpson took this moment to make his escape down into the alley between the Android's Dungeon and the Kwik-E-Mart.

"Whew, I made it! I need to get out of here fast. Where's my skateboard?"

He saw his skateboard lying in a pile of garbage, with a pair of homeless cats eating the pickings from the Kwik-E-Mart's spoiled milk and rotting meat.

"Eww" remarked Bart as he attempted to take his skateboard.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Screamed the pile of garbage, which began to stand up. The garbage pile was swarming with hungry, filthy cats, and it was screaming and throwing the vicious felines at Bart Simpson. Bart was hit in the face with a particularly rabid kitty, and he slipped on a rotten banana peel and was knocked silly as his head hit the alley pavement.

The crazy cat lady continued pelting Bart Simpson with cats, and Bart had difficulty standing. He got up, readied his skateboard, and took off out of the alley.

Just as he was about to reach his freedom, he was impaled through the throat with a long pitchfork. His skateboard continued into the street, covered in blood.

Sideshow Bob lifted Bart Simpson up by the throat, metal impaling him straight through the neck. Bob cackled with the most evil hatred imaginable, and howled into the night his immense pleasure at finally killing his hated rival.

Bob planted the struggling and bleeding Bart Simpson into the brittle brick wall of the Android's Dungeon, and took out a long butcher knife. He began to slice off Bart Simpson's clothing, leaving the poor boy stuck and bleeding against the wall like a wounded animal.

"Squeal like a pig, for me Bart! HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Squeeeeeee!!! Squeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Bart was still choking, but could do nothing but attempt to pacify his tormentor, and meekly squealed a little bit.

"Now open wide.... you've had this coming for a long time." Bob smiled.

Bart was found the next morning, naked, bloody, pinned to the wall with a pitchfork, and with his own shorts shoved into his mouth. Written on the wall in Simpson blood was the phrase:

"He ate his shorts"

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Police Chief Wiggum broke into the Simpson residence, and began to shuffle his way up the stairs.

"So hungry... must... eat... babies."

He found little Maggie Simpson sleeping in her bed.

What follows next is too gruesome to even describe here, and Maggie's mangled corpse became the undead.

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A man who smelled of the wacky tobacco, with a large poof of slick, combed brown hair, entered the office of Doctor Julius Hibbert.

With his switchblade, he sliced into the good doctor's kidney, and Hibbert chuckled a little bit, then screamed in horrible pain.

The attacker held him down, tied him to the operating table, and carved a giant S into the doctor's chest. Then he took a cannister of gas and forced the mask over Hibbert's face, forcing him to breathe it in.

Hibbert was in terrible pain, but soon he was overcome with a fit of laughter. He continued to chuckle, and laugh, and howl like a hyena. He laughed so much, and inhaled so much gas, that his respiration became quite erratic. He turned a deep shade of blue, and then he died.

Just then, the attacker grabbed a stash of "medicinal" and made off with it. However, he left behind a giant comb.

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Wayland Smithers was enjoying the reception being held at Burns Manor, with all the big names of Springfield attending. Rainier Wolfcastle was there, star of the McBain films, and also Kent Brockman. After having a conversation with Mayor Quimby, Wayland Smithers excused himself and went to the bathroom.

He had trouble figuring out where the bathroom was, even though he had been there so many times. Burns' mansion was too large for him to even remember the layout. As he turned a corner into a different hall, he was stopped by a security guard.

"Excuse me, but I'm an invited guest, let me through please."

Just then, Wayland Smithers was gunned down, and shot eleven times in the back, and four times in the head.

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[Beefy187]

Thenks for awful drink moe