The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I am in, sorry for my delay

I hope I am still in

[Askthepizzaguy]

Player List: (29ish) (will update as needed)

Fahad I
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Aries777777
Quintus
Makaikhaan
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
YLC
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Justplayon
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Rythmic
Sigurd Fafnesbane

That's close enough. 29 players... I will be trimming the character list down to size.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Possible characters in the game: (35)
Total number of players: (29)

6 players have secret identities.

Homer Jay Simpson
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Marge Simpson
Maggie Simpson
Patty and Selma
Ned Flanders
Monty Burns
Wayland Smithers
Krusty the Clown
Moe the Bartender
Barney Gumble
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Clancy Wiggum
Julius Hibbert
Kent Brockman
Nick Riviera
Troy McClure
Cletus "the slack jawed yokel" Spuckler
"Diamond Joe" Quimby
Groundskeeper Willie
Seymour Skinner
Agnes Skinner
Edna Krabappel
Reverend Lovejoy
Lionel Hutz
Comic Book Guy
Professor Frink
Otto Mann
Snake Jailbird
Fat Tony
Crazy Cat Lady
Sideshow Bob
Itchy and Scratchy
Kang and Kodos

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have randomized the list of playable characters and players. Now I have to do the VERY long process of writing the PMs.

Game starts when everyone has their PMs.

Day One ends on 5 PM GMT, Wednesday Oct 22, to give everyone time to log in and respond. Otherwise, you will have 48 hours to vote and discuss.

Right now it is roughly 5pm GMT, or 12:00 Noon (Eastern USA) of the 19th.

Go!


Edit: all 29 players have been pm'ed

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day One begins now!


This is Kent Brockman reporting for Channel 6 eyewitness news. Several bodies have been found lying in Springfield Gorge, and they have been burned and mangled so badly that they have yet to be identified. It looks as though 7 distinct bodies have been tossed here...

This reporter is concerned, because the perpetrator of this horrendous crime could be anyone! The Springfield Mafia have been successful in eliminating their rivals from Springfield's little Chinatown district. They could be behind these latest foul murders.

Also, this reporter notes that Sideshow Bob has been released on parole for the 10th time in as many years. It's entirely possible his murderous rampage will continue tonight.

This just in, over in Itchy and Scratchyland there's been a terrible accident. Two of the park's automaton robots have malfunctioned and are now on the loose! This may be a result of the latest UFO sighting.

Finally, there have been several reports of people being viciously mauled by violent cats. I am not sure how this is happening, but we will keep you updated as the dramatic events unfold.

Mayor Quimby has been contacted at his vacation home in Florida, but the Mayor had no comment.

On an editorial note, this reporter strongly urges mob rule, in the absence of the Mayor, we are left to fend for ourselves. Everyone should grab a torch and pitchfork and meet me at the statue of Jebediah Springfield by dusk tonight, so that we may begin randomly eliminating potentially guilty people until this crime wave is over.

I've got my pitchfork. Several are available for purchase down at Cletus Spuckler's farmhouse, just in case anyone is presently unarmed. Also, Channel 6 is offering limited edition torches to commemorate this terrible tragedy. Canisters of gasoline may be purchased at the Kwik-E-mart, the Gas-N-Guzzle, and the Arsonist's Bazaar.

This foul city is nothing more than a modern day Sodom or Gomorrah. I suggest we bring the wrath of God down upon those unfortunate souls who do not vote for a lynch.

This is Kent Brockman, wishing you a happy Halloween. Don't forget to have your kids carry guns when they go trick-or-treating in the coming days, because this city is a huge disaster waiting to happen.

Start your random voting now.

[Chaotix]

Excellent. I'll buy all of the angry mob gear in town, and sell it at a higher price for an enormous profit! I am now selling gasoline at the low price of $9001 per gallon. You won't find a lower price in Springfield!

Vote: Craterus

Randomly voted. I'll retract the vote if you buy one of my new limited edition $2000 torches. I bet you wish you had one.

[Craterus]

Gladly.

vote: Chaotix

EDIT: Weird, I started my post before I saw the one above...

[shlin28]

Hi everybody!

Vote: Elite Ferret

Where have you been?

[Thermal]

urrrrr...hel-lowww are you all num-nuts? ill take the kodos addition of alien torchs if i may pleasssssse
now i bid good day to you all and demand a death vote: craterus show your face fool, else its clear your one of those raping ghosts i heard about a few eeks ago *shrieks in terror*

[Dafuge]

Vote: Craterus

[Askthepizzaguy]

remember to bold your votes in proper format to make it easier for us to do a vote count.

example:
vote: pevergreen

also remember to post a

unvote: pevergreen
vote: dafuge

(example) if you intend to change your vote. Don't simply edit your vote.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Helpful note from the host:

There will be several mafia murders, a serial killer murder, a robot murder, an alien abduction, a mauling, and a vigilante killing every night until certain characters die off.

This could end up causing as many as 6 or 7 deaths per day/night cycle!

Some players can block, and at least one knows how to revive dead players. Basically, this game will be a bloodbath, but it shouldn't be over too quickly.


Obligatory

[Kralizec]

Vote: Andres

[TevashSzat]

Vote: Andres

Cat got your toungue?

Anyways, Marge really doesn't deserve to be married to Homer. Maybe his liver will finally give up and he'll die from being such a big alcoholic, but I guess we shouldn't get our hopes up.....We hope whoever is Homer to step up and get lynched before Marge gets irrevocably damaged by your bad influence....

Smokes cigarette, cough harsly

[Askthepizzaguy]

@Tevash




Whomever does the best impression of their character gets an honorable mention at the end of the game!

[Ferret]

Hi everybody!

Vote: Elite Ferret

Where have you been?

hiding from you, isn't it obvious? The fact that all the people here I thought were English are actually Chinese people living in England is enough to make anyone run away isn't it?

Anyway all you yung un's ought to shut your traps! Elders get no respect these days...

vote:Shlin

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Poor Homey! Everyone Picks on Poor Homey!


No Cookies for you then!


Vote:TevashSzat

[TevashSzat]

Poor Homey! Everyone Picks on Poor Homey!


No Cookies for you then!


Vote:TevashSzat

You know who's slightly not as bad as Homer? A Homer sympathizer!

{BHC}AntiWarmanCake88

[White_eyes:D]

Its the wee ones causing trouble for me, but I'll show'em Vote: Abstain show yourself to me!!
*Rips shirt off and prepares to intimidate the people to come clean before he takes a nice swag of whiskey*

[Askthepizzaguy]

I will be back. Please continue on without me for the next day or so.

[KarlXII]

My friends-a. In this time of great peril we must call upon God to show us the way-a! I have looked to the Bible for guidance, somewhere in the back, and therefore,

Vote: El Diablo

May those who preach the Devil's name be punished!

[El Diablo]

I asked for that really didn't I.

[El Diablo]

Oh and..

Vote Fahad I

He and that vagabond Omanes fooled me in the last ATPG mafia.

[Yoyoma1910]

"Hi. I'm sure you've all come here for the smoking monkey.




Don't worry, you'll all get one whether we will this game or not.


Well, at least one of you will."


lights cigarette in monkey's mouth

"Oh, ha ha, look at that monkey puff away. Don't worry monkey, we've gat a great case against big tobacco as long as you keep puffing."

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

I see this idea of Mob rule going very badly. You should all get a hold of yourselves and think about this sensibly.

I will Vote:Abstain, on principle.

[Beefy187]

How do you vote??



Vote: Pevergreen

Pizza guy voted for him..... Oh hey Maw!

[Yoyoma1910]

How do you vote??



Vote: Pevergreen

Pizza guy voted for him..... Oh hey Maw!

I object, and demand this case be thrown out!

Here in my briefcase is proof that this is all a sham!

lifts briefcase, which accidentally opens, spilling newspaper clipping everywhere



Oh... uh...uh...


Pulls out switchblade and backs out the room

[Beefy187]

Pulls out switchblade and backs out the room

Candy?

[Yoyoma1910]

Candy, let me see if I still have some in my desk.


opens drawer that contains only a bottle of whiskey, leans down and takes a long pull from the bottle


Oh sorry, I ate it all already.




But I can still offer you the wrappers if you give me the case.

[naut]

I randomly choose:

Vote: Lord Winter