The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[White_eyes:D]

I wasn't aware the RE mafia was concluded.

While if used improperly, double lynching can be disastrous for town, in a large game like this, sometimes the host employs a system of helping townies by allowing them small groups which know for certain they are innocent.

Should that group manage to survive, for the most part, until the end of the game, they could reveal to town and attempt to double/triple lynch (tie lynch) everyone remaining besides themselves, thus ensuring a town victory.

This is patently unfair, and in any game where town has knowledge of innocent townies, it's unfair. In this game, this is so, therefore to be fair to all concerned parties, tied lynches (more than one lynch per round) are banned.

In my first game, almost every round was a double lynch. This is unacceptable.

Finally, as the host, I put a lot of work into the game, and I'd hate everyone's fun to be over in just a few nights, including my own. I am sure everyone understands.

hmmmmm.....I see your right, activity does die out and besides who is gonna stop you in the RE mafia? a clown?

[Northnovas]

It's been a while since I played a game but when I was playing a double lynch was impossible because people couldn't agree. It's interesting that your first game every round was a double. Unfair and unusual unless the strategy of the townies is changing but it does not favour the town double lynches.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's random, completely random, and equal chances for town and mafia, if town does double lynches BUT has no idea who is innocent.

If town has any understanding of who is innocent, they greatly improve their chances by double or multiple lynching the non-confirmed innocents. They could win the game outright by managing to nab a bunch of evil-aligned characters at once.

Even if they completely miss, they could do it again the next round, assuming the rest of town cooperates, and anyone who doesn't cooperate is immediately deemed suspicious.

Only those who agree to be lynched, and never change their vote, could be considered innocent. And then they die anyway, ensuring they aren't mafia.

Because in this game there is at least one townie group, they could work together in such a way to ensure town wins. This just makes sure that cannot happen.

[Beefy187]

Yew guys are all nats! If I wur a mufia i wud use rverse phycology

Vote: Yoyoma

(WIFOM)

If we dunt get im now, we never will

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't be shy about sending in your night actions early. Also, day phase is nearly over.

[glyphz]

Vote: Rhyfelwyr

Tally:
5 votes:
Yoyoma1910 - Beefy, YLC, Quintus, Rhyfelwyr, Craterus (Dafuge's vote not included, not until 'bolded')
YLC - Smowz, Elite Ferret, Smowz, NorthNovas, TevashSzat

2 votes:
Shlin28 - Sarathos, Chaotix27
Rhyfelwyr - Lord Winter, glyphz

1 vote:
NorthNovas - Yoyoma
Sarathos - shlin28

edit:(2)
No votes: Fenring El Diablo SwedishFish Antiwarmancake88 Andres Dafuge Gaius Scribonius Sigurd Fafnesbane

[Askthepizzaguy]

thank you, Glyphz!

Who is not voting?

[Northnovas]

Okay People, you have to try to make this vote fair and up to date. We are er, very fortunate to Miss Springfield her to help with tally. hehe oh Joe youse are so sexy when it comes to voting.. can I be the Mayor later..... shhh yes just wait till the voting is done. So there you have the current tally People.


I think all the votes have been legal moves I think I have it right.

Starting from post #186

Tally:
9 votes:
YLC - Smowz, Elite Ferret, Smowz, NorthNovas, TevashSzat, Sigurd Fafnesbane, Gaius Scribonius, Chaotix27, Dafuge

5 votes:
Yoyoma1910 - Beefy, Quintus, Rhyfelwyr, Craterus, Andres

3 votes:
Rhyfelwyr - Lord Winter, glyphz, Antiwarmancake88

2 votes:
Shlin28 - Sarathos,

1 vote:
NorthNovas - Yoyoma
Sarathos - shlin28
Dafuge- YLC
SwedishFish - El Diablo

edit:(2)
No votes: Fenring SwedishFish

[Askthepizzaguy]

Thanks, NorthNovas.

Say, Mayor Quimby, could you maybe get your people to revive their freaking police investigator???



I mean, sheesh, everyone loves comic book guy, but it's not like he can kill zombies with his bare hands or anything.


Edit: nevermind, a certain someone did choose to revive.

[Northnovas]

Well that is good news we need Wiggum and his men on this case. The Comic Book guy is a nice fellow but we need our men in blue. Thank you my fellow Springfieldling whoever you are for your kind act to help our Chief get back into the game.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I am going to trust NorthNovas' vote tally, if there are no objections. I don't have much time.

The vote wasn't close anyway.

Day Two

Professor Frink was amazed at how many votes he received, and he was baffled why someone with a switchblade got off the hook.

"By my calculations, this entire town is way off track and has no idea what it's doing, M'Goyven! I am seriously starting to reconsider ever having invented the Frinkiatron 3000 UFO-detecting town-defense system, and the FrinkyZapper 9000 Anti-Zombie ray, and also the Frinktastic 7, which is of course a super-duper anti-deranged robot stun gun. I've been working on a device which can detect mob ties and also win mafia games single-handedly, but admittedly that one would break the game, he says as he also breaks the fourth wall."

Reverend Lovejoy interrupts-

"This man is guilty of alchemy, sorcery and witchcraft, let's burn him at the stake!"

The rest of the town nods and does exactly as the good Reverend suggests.

The entire town, armed with pitchforks and torches supplied by Monty Burns (and some cheap ones purchased at the Kwik-E-mart) advances on Professor John Frink, and ties him to a stake.

"I wish I had my uh... FrinkyZapper right now... this entire town is beginning to act just like a bunch of mindless, errr zombies. Goyven."

YLC is burned at the stake.




Alive:

Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Quintus
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius



Dead:

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy, murdered by vigilante, Night One)
Rythmic (Chief Clancy Wiggum, clawed to death by felines, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)

Begin Night Two

[Askthepizzaguy]

All night actions please.... I want to see a ton of murders tonight.

[ULC]

I was told to plead a case I don't have to have someone revive me. I don't really see the point of me being revived when there are other, better people to revive. I can kill zombies, that's about it

[KarlXII]

Vote: El Diablo

Can you not see the Devil that lies befoe your eyes!

[Kralizec]

Vote: El Diablo

[Northnovas]

Oh my People this is most disturbing your Mayor attacked by a serial killer. (Damn felines..) What has become of our town? A drunk blown up, a lawyer shot, a doctor stabbed and a women of striking large hair eletrocuted.
Clancy you have to get on this now that you are back with us... and has for this er, new faction whoever the hell they may need a Mayor?

Let us review the situation recap. It's a little long but I am the Mayor.

The spoliers are successful kills whose involved and shown are the unknown and unsuccessfuland whose involved. Analyze now.

Day One begins now!

This is Kent Brockman reporting for Channel 6 eyewitness news. Several bodies have been found lying in Springfield Gorge, and they have been burned and mangled so badly that they have yet to be identified. It looks as though 7 distinct bodies have been tossed here...

This reporter is concerned, because the perpetrator of this horrendous crime could be anyone! The Springfield Mafia have been successful in eliminating their rivals from Springfield's little Chinatown district. They could be behind these latest foul murders.

Also, this reporter notes that Sideshow Bob has been released on parole for the 10th time in as many years. It's entirely possible his murderous rampage will continue tonight.

This just in, over in Itchy and Scratchyland there's been a terrible accident. Two of the park's automaton robots have malfunctioned and are now on the loose! This may be a result of the latest UFO sighting.

Finally, there have been several reports of people being viciously mauled by violent cats. I am not sure how this is happening, but we will keep you updated as the dramatic events unfold.

Day One Lynch

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)

Just then, Ned Flanders' face split in half, and his skin went flying in every which direction. His body was a mere shell, and the innards had been disposed of a long time ago. From within the cavity of Ned Flanders came the unspeakably evil alien beings Kang and Kodos!

Kang: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kodos: AHAHHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

The UFO arrived and began beaming Kang and Kodos to safety.

Night One

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
Seymour Skinner was having dinner with his mother Agnes, when suddenly the door was kicked in by some very large shoes.

Skinner: It's you! But, how did you escape from prison?

Sideshow Bob: I was paroled, you foolish imbecile. You pathetic excuse for an educator, I have grown weary of your repeated defense of Bart Simpson. It's time for you to be.... expelled."

Skinner: "Noooooooo!"

Agnes screamed and ran out of the house in a panic.

Sideshow Bob: "Seymour.... Skinner... I believe I know exactly what to do with you... it's curtains for you! heh heh heh ha ha ha... AHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!"

Seymour had been skinned, alive, and his skin was now hanging above the picture window as a curtain. His body was partially ground up by the kitchen garbage disposal, and the rest was served as a meal on the dinner table.

Unsuccessful attack

The assailant ran off in a panic, dropping behind his switchblade.

Marge Simpson stood at the door of the Simpson residence, twirling the gun she carries in her purse.

"Mom! Thank you so much for saving me! I promise I won't do anything bad ever again tonight!"

Snake scurried off into the night, trying to keep his disguise on.

Unknown attacker on Wiggum

Police Chief Clancy Wiggum was brutally murdered tonight. It appears that some psychopath is on the loose, murdering innocent people with his claw-like fingers.

Wiggum's body was found near Moe's Tavern, where eyewitness Moe the Bartender gave the following public statement:"

"I didn't see nothin. Nobody killed nobody, and this bar is as safe as it ever was. Come on down and buy a pitcher of beer from your good pal Moe."

Brockman: "Why was the body of Clancy Wiggum found outside your bar?"

Moe: "Alright, alright I'll talk. Give me a minute, will ya? Wiggum came here with a search warrant, he said he was investigating me for the murders of those poor bums they found in Springfield Gorge. But when I wouldn't open the door on account of the fact that I got illegal whales in tanks in the back room, I saw someone attack him through the peephole. It happened so fast... but I think it might have been some kind of animal trainer. He was surrounded by little vicious creatures, and they tore up the police chief somethin' bad. And you know I'm being honest, because the surveillance video shows me not opening the door, and then trying to get the smuggled whales onto the truck before news reporters showed up asking dumb questions.

Unknown attacker on comic book guy

Comic Book Guy was heading home after closing down the Android's Dungeon, reading a serious piece of literature.

"But Aqua man, you can't marry a woman without gills... you're from two different worlds!"

Just then, without warning, he was whacked over the head with a wooden mallet.

"Oh, I've wasted my life..." he said as he fell face first into an open sewer, landing with a sickening thud and a broken neck.

Comic Book Guy's attacker disappeared back into the night.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)

Homer Simpson was on his way down to Moe's (seeing Moe on TV reminded him that he wanted to go to the bar and drink some beer) when he was confronted by a familiar-looking person.

"Nighty-night Homer..." said the assailant.

Homer was found face down in a plate of spaghetti in the morning, with a large bloody gash on his head. The spaghetti had turned red from soaking in blood all night.

Day Two Lynch

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)

Professor Frink was amazed at how many votes he received, and he was baffled why someone with a switchblade got off the hook.

"By my calculations, this entire town is way off track and has no idea what it's doing, M'Goyven! I am seriously starting to reconsider ever having invented the Frinkiatron 3000 UFO-detecting town-defense system, and the FrinkyZapper 9000 Anti-Zombie ray, and also the Frinktastic 7, which is of course a super-duper anti-deranged robot stun gun. I've been working on a device which can detect mob ties and also win mafia games single-handedly, but admittedly that one would break the game, he says as he also breaks the fourth wall."

Reverend Lovejoy interrupts-

"This man is guilty of alchemy, sorcery and witchcraft, let's burn him at the stake!"

The rest of the town nods and does exactly as the good Reverend suggests.

The entire town, armed with pitchforks and torches supplied by Monty Burns (and some cheap ones purchased at the Kwik-E-mart) advances on Professor John Frink, and ties him to a stake.

Night Two

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)

Deranged Itchy and Scratchy robots appeared before Barney Gumble, wielding and axe and a lit bomb.

Barney: "Wow... this beer must be pretty good... I didn't know it would give me hallucinations. Hi Iggy and Smashy! *Belch*"

Itchy swung his axe and decapitated Barney Gumble. While his body stood there in shock, Scratchy shoved the lit bomb on top of his shoulders where his head should be. Barney stumbled around for a little while, and Itchy and Scratchy shook hands and left.

Later, there was a massive explosion, and little pieces of Barney Gumble rained down upon Springfield all night.

Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, was on his way towards the Skinner residence to help Agnes Skinner settle the estate left behind by Seymour, when he passed under a bridge. A small gunshot was heard, and Lionel Hutz was found dead the next day.

Shlin28- (Nick Riviera, stabbed to death by Snake Jailbird, Night Two)

Dr. Nick Riviera was finishing the cleaning from the operation which brought Wiggum back to life, when he heard a noise behind him and the odd combination of hair gel, and something else which Nick might have prescribed himself. Nick spun around and saw his attacker wearing a disguise, but before he could say another thing, he was stabbed in the eye with a switchblade.

Nick Riviera was found dead the next day, with a snake design carved in his back.

Unsuccessful attack

Mayor Quimby was busy dipping his corrupt fingers in the petty cash drawer to buy himself an escort girl for the evening, when suddenly from behind he saw an elderly lady.

"Well I er want to say that although I am in fact presently raiding the petty cash drawer, I do want to say that I highly support the activities of the ASPCA, and I also support animal rights."

Just then, the elderly lady began tossing cats at the Mayor, which started tearing the politician to shreds.

"Oww... owww... I am in serious pain right now. Security!!!"

Just then, Mayor Quimby's security force came in and tried to stop the serial killer, but she ran screaming towards the window and tossed herself through it. The cats inside the room continued to claw at Mayor Quimby, who escaped with serious injuries. In all likelihood, he would have died without intervention.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)

Sideshow Bob had had a difficult evening... apparently there was someone on his trail. But he was far too crafty and evaded them. And he had his eye on the prize. Bob hid behind a palm tree and carried it inside the residence, using his lock-picking skills to break inside. There, Marge Simpson was keeping watch inside the house, armed with a gun. She heard a slight noise and looked around.

"I don't recall a palm tree being there before. Especially not one wearing clown shoes." Marge said.

Sideshow Bob hurled the palm tree at Marge Simpson, and she fired a shot into the ceiling by mistake. Bob tackled her and used a long butcher knife to impale the hand holding the gun, which she dropped.

"Well, well... if it isn't the wholesome Marge Simpson, brave defender of the Simpson Family... Hah ha ha hah... BAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Although I would much rather kill Bart Simpson... you'll do nicely as well"

Marge Simpson started to scream, but Bob grabbed a cushion from the couch and began to suffocate her. Marge Simpson kicked Bob off of her, and ran bleeding into the living room. Bob ran up behind her, grabbed her, and hurled her head first into the television set, which knocked her out from the impact, electrocuted her, and then her hair caught fire.

As Marge Simpson burned to death from the neck down, Sideshow Bob looked around for Bart Simpson, and could not find him. Lisa Simpson was nowhere to be found as well, nor Maggie. Bob was saddened that his murderous rampage would not include more than one Simpson tonight, and puzzled as to where they might have been... and what they all were doing all night.

Don't vote Quimby!

[Beefy187]

Cut the C***. What do yew think aboot todeys murder? and who is comfirmed innocent so far? (Oh no big words .... I kinda lost track due to work overload..)

[Sarathos]

As far as I can see it there are 2 main mafia/killers and 1 vigilante.

Last night's kills were quite the same as the previosu night phase, random attacks on people who met a violent end.

And so far, no one has been proven innocent, then again no one has been proved gulity either.