Night Two
At Springfield General Hospital, under the brilliant care of Dr. Julius Hibbert, the one known as Comic Book Guy is brought back to life from death's door.
Hibbert: "He he he he he he he. How about a wowwipop."
Comic Book Guy: "I must protest this outrageous paternalistic condescension. I would much rather have a popsicle shaped like Lucy Lawless, the famous actress who portrays Xena the Warrior Princess. Do you have any of those?"
Hibbert: "He he he he he he he"
Comic Book Guy: "Very well, you leave me no choice. I must go down to the Kwik-E-Mart and put something juicy and delicious in my mouth."
Hibbert: (looks at Comic Book Guy strangely)
Comic Book Guy: "I walked right into that one I suppose. Thank you Doctor Hibbert, for saving my life, but not having the appropriate snacks for me to eat. Worst Hospital Ever!"
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At the Springfield Shopping Mall, under the dubious care of Dr. Nick Riviera...
Nick: "Hi everybody!"
...The town's police chief is brought back from the dead!
Nick: "My, Police Inspector, you are looking pale. Perhaps your bones are trying to escape from your body. I recommend a highly experimental treatment, where we remove all your bones, and put them back in upside down. I'm 99% sure that will cure your cold and clammy skin problem."
The police chief just looked at him with dark, evil eyes, and then left without saying a word.
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"This is Kent Brockman reporting on the recently deceased Professor John Frink.
Apparently this man was simply a misunderstood, wacky professor. He had no aliases and he had no enemies here in Springfield. His death is a tragedy, and he will be sorely missed."
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Deranged Itchy and Scratchy robots appeared before Barney Gumble, wielding and axe and a lit bomb.
Barney: "Wow... this beer must be pretty good... I didn't know it would give me hallucinations. Hi Iggy and Smashy! *Belch*"
Itchy swung his axe and decapitated Barney Gumble. While his body stood there in shock, Scratchy shoved the lit bomb on top of his shoulders where his head should be. Barney stumbled around for a little while, and Itchy and Scratchy shook hands and left.
Later, there was a massive explosion, and little pieces of Barney Gumble rained down upon Springfield all night.
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Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, was on his way towards the Skinner residence to help Agnes Skinner settle the estate left behind by Seymour, when he passed under a bridge. A small gunshot was heard, and Lionel Hutz was found dead the next day.
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Dr. Nick Riviera was finishing the cleaning from the operation which brought Wiggum back to life, when he heard a noise behind him and the odd combination of hair gel, and something else which Nick might have prescribed himself. Nick spun around and saw his attacker wearing a disguise, but before he could say another thing, he was stabbed in the eye with a switchblade.
Nick Riviera was found dead the next day, with a snake design carved in his back.
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Mayor Quimby was busy dipping his corrupt fingers in the petty cash drawer to buy himself an escort girl for the evening, when suddenly from behind he saw an elderly lady.
"Well I er want to say that although I am in fact presently raiding the petty cash drawer, I do want to say that I highly support the activities of the ASPCA, and I also support animal rights."
Just then, the elderly lady began tossing cats at the Mayor, which started tearing the politician to shreds.
"Oww... owww... I am in serious pain right now. Security!!!"
Just then, Mayor Quimby's security force came in and tried to stop the serial killer, but she ran screaming towards the window and tossed herself through it. The cats inside the room continued to claw at Mayor Quimby, who escaped with serious injuries. In all likelihood, he would have died without intervention.
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Sideshow Bob had had a difficult evening... apparently there was someone on his trail. But he was far too crafty and evaded them. And he had his eye on the prize. Bob hid behind a palm tree and carried it inside the residence, using his lock-picking skills to break inside. There, Marge Simpson was keeping watch inside the house, armed with a gun. She heard a slight noise and looked around.
"I don't recall a palm tree being there before. Especially not one wearing clown shoes." Marge said.
Sideshow Bob hurled the palm tree at Marge Simpson, and she fired a shot into the ceiling by mistake. Bob tackled her and used a long butcher knife to impale the hand holding the gun, which she dropped.
"Well, well... if it isn't the wholesome Marge Simpson, brave defender of the Simpson Family... Hah ha ha hah... BAH HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Although I would much rather kill Bart Simpson... you'll do nicely as well"
Marge Simpson started to scream, but Bob grabbed a cushion from the couch and began to suffocate her. Marge Simpson kicked Bob off of her, and ran bleeding into the living room. Bob ran up behind her, grabbed her, and hurled her head first into the television set, which knocked her out from the impact, electrocuted her, and then her hair caught fire.
As Marge Simpson burned to death from the neck down, Sideshow Bob looked around for Bart Simpson, and could not find him. Lisa Simpson was nowhere to be found as well, nor Maggie. Bob was saddened that his murderous rampage would not include more than one Simpson tonight, and puzzled as to where they might have been... and what they all were doing all night.
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Alive:
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Quintus
Fenring
El Diablo
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Beefy187
WhiteEyes:D
Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy, revived Night Two)
Rythmic (Chief Clancy Wiggum, revived Night Two)
Smowz
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas (survived serial killer attempt)
Gaius Scribonius
Dead:
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Shlin28- (Nick Riviera, stabbed to death by Snake Jailbird, Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Begin Day Three
I would like all votes by Saturday, around the same time. I'd also like those of you with special abilities to get your abilities to me in an orderly fashion for the night phase. I'd also like to announce that a new faction has arrived to take over Springfield, and everyone is at risk.
Re: The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia (In Play)
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