The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[White_eyes:D]

It was a intending bandwagon because you toke the bait when Willy said he had a Anti-town ability, which was what Willy was hoping for since at that point I was hoping a eager to bandwagon Mafia/Serial killer would try to start a vote against me. And then you removed your vote the moment I tell you what is required to use it(which is vote for me) AND the whole time you feign ignorance. First, it was that you said that you didn't vote for me at all, which if you missed the tally you must not have paid much(or too much) attention and second, you also said that your immune to night kills.....sounds like a Mafia/Serial killer ability to meyou just left out that you can kill one person

But I am not gonna last the night now that everyone knows what Willy's ability does....*drinks from his whiskey bottle, then see's what he thinks is death....* "ackk....Looks like Willy's going to see skinner....."

Just to clear it up before Willy dies....I meant that it's a ability you would not use unless a large number of people voted for you and you were damn sure at least all the Mafia/Serial killers were in on it....since it does not tell the difference between townies or Mafia/Serial killers....(if anyone ever watched that Halloween special, it would be kinda like my first statement as Willy...)"I'm gonna get'em where you can't protect them.....in there dreams"

[Beefy187]

Just to clear it up before Willy dies....I meant that it's a ability you would not use unless a large number of people voted for you and you were damn sure at least all the Mafia/Serial killers were in on it....since it does not tell the difference between townies or Mafia/Serial killers....(if anyone ever watched that Halloween special, it would be kinda like my first statement as Willy...)"I'm gonna get'em where you can't protect them.....in there dreams"

Large number of people voted for you ey? Some how Willy... I very much doubt that you will die tonight.

[White_eyes:D]

Large number of people voted for you ey? Some how Willy... I very much doubt that you will die tonight.

easy for you to say, your immune to night kills and are a Mafia/Serial killer.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You have little time left. I'm here doing homework... certain people might want to use their revive ability.

Especially the person who hasn't used it yet.

[Lord Winter]

Sorry all I havn't had much time recently I'll try to catch up tonight.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yay homework is done for this week!

Time is just about up. I'm going to do the writeup, so any last minute activity changes need to be given to me now.

Write-up in a few minutes.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Four

"This is Kent Brockman with your Night Four eyewitness news report. There is trouble in Springfield as the Itchy and Scratchyland Theme Park has shut down due to violent robots gone haywire. I've managed to sneak in to this dark and deserted deathtrap to bring you the inside scoop from the scene of the tragic and horrifying event. You, what are you doing in this theme park? It has been closed for your protection. Do you have any comment?"

Itchy: "Sure Kent, but first I'd like you to try this hot apple pie I baked for you!"

Kent: "I love apple pie. Smells awfully fresh. Let me have a bite."

Scratchy: "It's chock full of love... and flesh-eating ants."

Kent: *munch munch* "Gahhhhhhh!!!! My mouth!!! My precious, precious face!!! Oh God Almighty My Eyes! MY EYES!!!!"

Itchy pushes him into Scratchy, who is kneeling behind him. Kent falls backwards into a pool of man-eating sharks.

Kent: "NOOOOOO!!!! Not the sharks!!! Ahhhh my face!!!! They're eating me!!! They're eating me!!!"

Itchy lobs a lit bomb into the shark tank and it explodes, blasting Kent Brockman, the flesh-eating ants, and the man-eating sharks into the air. Kent lands on the tracks of a roller coaster, and struggles to wipe the ants off of his face as he dangles fifty feet above the ground. Just then, the roller coaster train rolls over the top of the nearest hill and zooms quickly towards Kent Brockman.

The train decapitates the aging reporter, and his headless body drops down to the ground with a sickening thud, spilling blood all over the cotton candy cart.

Itchy and Scratchy shake each other's hand, and their evil robot eyes begin to glow red. They break out of the theme park and continue their rampage through town.

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Lisa Simpson was out that night investigating at Burns Manor, suspicious of the previous night's murder of Wayland Smithers. She used her junior detective binoculars to spy on Burn's activities. It appears, however, that Burns was mourning his lost friend, and was drowning his sorrows in some Cold Duck. He didn't appear to be doing anything remotely criminal.

Suddenly, a gloved hand covered Lisa's mouth, and she found herself struggling against the skinny arms of a deranged psychopath.

"Lisa Simpson... always meddling in the affairs of others... and nearly your entire family is now dead. That just leaves you... how I've looked forward to this."

"You'll never get away with this, you murderer!"

"Oh, but I think I will, you annoying little brat. There's nothing anyone can do to stop me. And I've left very few clues behind, and I have such a convincing disguise, don't I?"

"What did you do to that poor man?"

"Shhhh... Lisa, we don't want to give everything away. There might be people reading this. Now, you must die!"

"Nooooooooooo!"

Sideshow Bob tied Lisa Simpson to a tree and started up his chainsaw. As Lisa started screaming and shouting out for help, Bob approached her, his blood-splattered overalls thick with the blood of his past victims, and his size 33 boots stained a deep red.

Bob began slicing off little Lisa Simpson's limbs with the chainsaw, and shoved the bloodied detective notes that she had been scribbling into her screaming mouth. Then he began sawing through the tree trunk, allowing Lisa to hear her imminent death. When the chainsaw cut cleanly all the way through, the tree fell to the ground, along with Lisa's head.

Sideshow Bob: *dramatic evil laugh*

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Shlin28: "Hi everybody!"

*blam!*

Shlin28: "Bye everybody!"

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Snake Jailbird, still clad in his disguise and smelling of the funky smokes, approached the zombie known as Maggie Simpson.

Snake: "Die you little orphaned excuse for the walking dead!"

Maggie Simpson: *sucks her pacifier*

Snake jabs the switchblade into Maggie Simpson's corpse, but the evil creature just bites Snake's finger off. Snake runs away, bleeding.

Snake: "Ow, little dudette. Maybe I should have brought a gun and blown your little head off..."

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Comic book guy sat inside the android's dungeon, having been recently revived. He is armed with a shotgun.

Just then, the zombie Wiggum entered the store and began moaning and drooling as it shuffled towards Comic Book Guy.

"Oh I don't think so, tubby. I played enough Resident Evil 4 to know what to do with zombies like you."

Comic Book Guy shot Wiggum in the face with his shotgun, causing the fat boy to stagger. Then Comic Book Guy waddled up to Wiggum and delivered a swift kick to his head, knocking him to the ground. (Hey, it could happen.)

Comic Book Guy tossed a few flash grenades in his direction, and Zombie Wiggum went scurrying off, away from the dreaded light. Comic Book Guy survives the attack.

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Alive:

Chaotix27
Quintus
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Beefy187
WhiteEyes:D
Aries777777 (revived Night Two)
Rythmic (zombie)
Smowz
Andres (zombie)
TevashSzat
Sarathos
NorthNovas

Dead:

Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
YLC- (Professor Frink Burned at the stake, Day Two, by a violent mob of Springfieldians)
Rhyfelwyr- (Barney Gumble, decapitated and exploded Night Two by Deranged Robots)
Yoyoma1910- (Lionel Hutz, shot to death by the vigilante Night Two)
Antiwarmancake8888- (Marge Simpson, electrocuted, and burned to death by Sideshow Bob, Night Two)
Fenring- (Troy McClure, Actor... Lynched Night Three, thereby winning the game for Fenring.)
Craterus (Bart Simpson, impaled and suffocated Night Three by two Serial Killers)
El Diablo (Dr Julius Hibbert, murdered by mafia via laughing gas, Night Three.
Sigurd (Wayland Smithers is killed by mafia via 15 bullets to the head and back)
Elite Ferret (Crazy Cat Lady, euthanized Day Four by town vote)
Dafuge- (Kent Brockman, decapitated by Itchy and Scratchy, Night Four)
Gaius Scribonius- (Lisa Simpson, turned into a torso by Sideshow Bob, Night Four)
Shlin28- (Dr Nick Riviera, killed by Mafia, Night Four)


Begin Day Five