The Full Monty: Simpsons Mafia [Concluded]

[ULC]

Don't listen to YLC, he's just trying to win the game using reason.

Don't listen to our host, he's trying to convince you to listen to me using triple reverse psychology.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't listen to our host, he's trying to convince you to listen to me using triple reverse psychology.

He used a clown smiley face, therefore he must be guilty! Guilty Guilty Guilty Mafia Scumface Dirtbag Waffle Iron Guilty Innocent Guilty. That's how totally not guilty he is. Or is he? Or am I just trying to trick you? Do I even know what I'm talking about? It's 6 AM and I'm typing randomly!!!

He's only as guilty as you are not, except on Wednesdays, when the force multiplier is in effect and he gets a triple word score. He's at least 99% not guilty, and a side of fries.

I don't know how to use reverse psychology... note the ellipsis after I said that... take heed!

Cheese Doodles! The moderator of the game has spoken!

[ULC]

I rest and close my case as I proceed to open that bag of cheese doodles like a giant handful of confetti. Now, I have to ask, if most cheese is either yellowish or white, why are cheese doodles reddish-orange ? Are we supposed to be convinced that as we stuff ourselves with dehydrated artificial cheese puffs of mostly air that they are also in fact carrots or something? Or is their a cheese I am not aware of that might count as neon red/orange? Such Neon cheese would be interesting, if one gets past the noble gas. One could use that Neon cheese as a handy flashlight...which also brings to me why the heck are most lights YELLOW?! The sun does not shine down yellow light, it shines pure light! Why the heck would we make lights that are yellow! Or orange! Or even black! What sense does a blacklight make if your going to cover the bulb in a black coating in an attempt to tone down the light?! USE A CANDLE, if your that fearful of light! And what the heck is the point of UV lights?! We have a sun you know, makes tons of UV rays, all the time, doesn't even stop, and you don't have to pay a cent. So why do we even have pennies ? They cost more to produce and manufacture then they are worth. Does this mean if I go to a bank with several hundred thousand pennies, they OWE ME money? If not, then everybody is getting ripped off, because were attached to the guy on the damn coin. Move him to another COIN! IT'S HONESTLY NOT THAT HARD! I swear people these days...