I'm still searching for a good way to combine this topic, Global Warming, with Israel-Palestine, Gun Control and Abortion into one meta-topic.

If successful, I believe that I can cause the Backroom to implode, generating a self-sustaining sigularity that could be used to power steam turbines and solve global electric power needs for the better part of a century.

Of course, it is likely that our Backroom mods would spontaneously combust during the process, but you know the old saw about omelets and eggs.