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    Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?

    Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?

    Why are women so soft yet so very prickly?

    Why do I get so many nosebleeds?

    Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?

    What keeps you up at night?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    What keeps you up at night?
    Sex .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman View Post
    Sex .
    That was good I mean tribesey has had some good ones before but this time it was really good!
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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
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    Worries usually, or my cat who just can't come to terms with the fact that he is 12 by now. Did it move? CHARGE!! Anywhere anytime whatever it might be. Even when having sex which can be quite hilarious and sometimes quite painful. I mean the cat charging.

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    What the heck is sticky icky?? I MUST KNOW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi View Post
    What the heck is sticky icky?? I MUST KNOW.
    Wow A texan who knows more about weed than a Californian.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...%20icky%20icky
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Wow A texan who knows more about weed than a Californian.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...%20icky%20icky
    I went to Berkeley and never used illegal drugs. I Phail as a stereotype. I have a very vivid imagination, so I was picturing Jesus having sex with a coldstone ice cream or something.
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    That's what I do when I am stoned anyhow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    That's what I do when I am stoned anyhow.
    hehehehehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi View Post
    I went to Berkeley and never used illegal drugs. I Phail as a stereotype. I have a very vivid imagination, so I was picturing Jesus having sex with a coldstone ice cream or something.
    weaksuace
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    weaksuace
    You roflcopter from the Texan Air National Guard!
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    Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?

    Its the long hair, the white jesus i have see kinda looks like a hippy.... and hippys kinda like sticky icky.... so thus the conclusion is born that jesus must kinda like sticky icky...

    What keeps you up at night?

    Ironically enough the times i have to get up early, its the fact i have to get up early that makes it harder to get to sleep.... trying to hard probably...

    That and daydreaming about my greatest dreams coming true or resigning myself to nothing changing and trying to accept the fact

    And apart from all that crap i basically have a mental play through of my day going through various arguments and good points i could have made the time.... or some funny quick remark i could have made

    Usually by the time im done with all that all i can think is how i would like a cigerette... its amazing i get any sleep at all i swear...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
    He was for peace and love. If you have ever smoked grass, I'm sure you can understand this.
    Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?
    political correctness.

    Why are women so soft yet so very prickly?
    To lull you into a false sense of security.
    Why do I get so many nosebleeds?
    Dry nose or too much coke
    Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
    Gentics

    I have a similar question: Why can't a I grow a mustache, but if I don't shave for a week, people ask me if I'm growing my winter beard.

    What keeps you up at night?
    Grades, Women, Future Job Worries,



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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    What keeps you up at night?

    Ironically enough the times i have to get up early, its the fact i have to get up early that makes it harder to get to sleep.... trying to hard probably...
    I get that all the time when I have exams early in the next morning. I think, OK, I'll go to sleep early and be fresh in the morning. But when you actually try to get to sleep and concentrate on it then your brain seems to stay more active and you just can't drift off. Very annoying...
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    The Things That Keep Me Up At Night

    Racoons.

    That tenth beer.

    Wondering why we developed 8 fingers and opposable thumbs vs 3 fingers and a 'gripper'.

    Yanno. The usual.
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.

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    That drunk Irishman looking inside my window.
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    Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?

    um...maybe because he put it here?!?! obviously if he put it here he knew what he was doing when he put all the THC in it, and he knew we were gonna smoke it. Soooo, ergo if we would smoke it so would he.
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    What keeps you up at night?
    Governments right accross the world are oppressing their citizens.

    I can't do anything about it.
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    Just a few of the things that keep me awake at night...

    My dwindling supply of money

    Whether i'll get that new job i'm going to be interviewed for

    The strange pain in the right side of my chest

    The temperature of my room
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    Governments right accross the world are oppressing their citizens.

    I can't do anything about it.
    co-sign.

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    In American politics, similar to British politics, we have a choice between being shot in our left testicle or the right testicle. Both parties advocate pissing on the little guys, only in different ways and to a different little guy.

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    What could've been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    Governments right accross the world are oppressing their citizens.

    I can't do anything about it.
    Triple signed. As ruler of Egypt, I give this man noble status.
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    A drunk irishman having sex next door. I'm looking at you tribesy.

    Room temperature, gambling and losing, gambling and winning...
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    What keeps me up at night?

    Wimin.

    Nincompoops in government.

    Religion.

    Financial stuff.

    EDIT: And right now, its some damn essay that's worth 20% of my anthropology grade...
    Last edited by seireikhaan; 10-17-2008 at 11:29.
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    "Just gonna check the org oooone more time"

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    Ideas for stories and games

    What being dead must be like
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    Where Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal keeps his stash.
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    I'm an early riser, 5am, and generally sleep like a baby. There is no profit in worrying over things one has no control over so, I don't. >Sing it Bobby<
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    What keeps me up?
    Not being tired.

    Also the mental picture of the girl I loved making out and dancing with a guy. Its like 2 frames. And only one of the three guys.
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