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    Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?

    Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?

    Why are women so soft yet so very prickly?

    Why do I get so many nosebleeds?

    Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?

    What keeps you up at night?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    What keeps you up at night?
    Sex .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman View Post
    Sex .
    That was good I mean tribesey has had some good ones before but this time it was really good!
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    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
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    Worries usually, or my cat who just can't come to terms with the fact that he is 12 by now. Did it move? CHARGE!! Anywhere anytime whatever it might be. Even when having sex which can be quite hilarious and sometimes quite painful. I mean the cat charging.

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    What the heck is sticky icky?? I MUST KNOW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi View Post
    What the heck is sticky icky?? I MUST KNOW.
    Wow A texan who knows more about weed than a Californian.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...%20icky%20icky
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Wow A texan who knows more about weed than a Californian.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...%20icky%20icky
    I went to Berkeley and never used illegal drugs. I Phail as a stereotype. I have a very vivid imagination, so I was picturing Jesus having sex with a coldstone ice cream or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
    He was for peace and love. If you have ever smoked grass, I'm sure you can understand this.
    Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?
    political correctness.

    Why are women so soft yet so very prickly?
    To lull you into a false sense of security.
    Why do I get so many nosebleeds?
    Dry nose or too much coke
    Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
    Gentics

    I have a similar question: Why can't a I grow a mustache, but if I don't shave for a week, people ask me if I'm growing my winter beard.

    What keeps you up at night?
    Grades, Women, Future Job Worries,



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    Where Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal keeps his stash.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?
    I would imagine that white protestant males account for what, 30% of the US population? And probably about 70% in the highest political and economic circles - how is that underrepresented?
    "The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney

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    Insomnia.

    Assignments.

    Drink.
    #Hillary4prism

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    all night games of Company of Heroes (multiplayer) for me
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    looking for porn...

    ups...did I say that out loud??
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    Not wanting to go to work the next day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho View Post
    I would imagine that white protestant males account for what, 30% of the US population? And probably about 70% in the highest political and economic circles - how is that underrepresented?
    Joke....haha
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho View Post
    I would imagine that white protestant males account for what, 30% of the US population? And probably about 70% in the highest political and economic circles - how is that underrepresented?
    IMO Most politicians know they have whity’s vote, right down party lines, but it’s the minorities they pander to because they need their swing votes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi View Post
    IMO Most politicians know they have whity’s vote, right down party lines, but it’s the minorities they pander to because they need their swing votes.
    One day americans will look back at the past and think "wasn't it funny that they used to always assume it was fundamentally a white protestant country".
    "The republicans will draft your kids, poison the air and water, take away your social security and burn down black churches if elected." Gawain of Orkney

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    Things that keep me up at night:


    Frenchmen on strike.

    Worrying if Sarko will send in enough men to beat Tristuskhan back to his work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Things that keep me up at night:


    Frenchmen on strike.
    But..striking.......french.........of course not. And anyway, France has a wonderful position being one of the only complete national self-sufficient economies that was pretty good a move. But we just got belgium and iceland but what to to with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Things that keep me up at night:


    Frenchmen on strike.

    Worrying if Sarko will send in enough men to beat Tristuskhan back to his work.
    Well he sent hackers to break the link to the local TV news, at least. i'll post the link once it becomes valid.

    And no, the cops usually hesitate before beating men in uniforms, and forest workers are not really pussicats.... Moreover the first chicken who came was... my brother-in-law!

    But figure it, the demonstration was successful: today's wood sales was postponed and our manager's panicked stares was worth losing two days of wages!

    Edit: link: http://jt.france3.fr/regions/popup.p...c25a_1214part1

    I hope the next one will be in Paris, in defense of the Forest!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho View Post
    One day americans will look back at the past and think "wasn't it funny that they used to always assume it was fundamentally a white protestant country".
    It was a joke.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    It was a joke.
    Even I knew Strike was joking. And I'm like, King Liberal.
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