Gentlemen, good news

**Mikeus Caesar** · 10-10-2008, 13:22

I have met a woman. We are deeply in love. This hasn't happened to me for years.

Uncork the champagne.

**Kekvit Irae** · 10-10-2008, 13:30

How much did she cost?

**Mikeus Caesar** · 10-10-2008, 13:32

Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae

How much did she cost?

$25 in some seedy flat down an alleyway.

But in all seriousness, it's about time this happened. I've been wanting a relationship for quite a while, and suddenly one has dropped into my lap. Not literally. Well, not yet anyway...

**Alexanderofmacedon** · 10-10-2008, 13:40

Mikeus Caesar,

I do believe you deserve this. I vaguely recall you having some problems a while ago, and this is exactly what you need. Don't let her break your heart, though.

**pevergreen** · 10-10-2008, 13:44

My only advice: Keep it truthful.

Lack of trust has destroyed mine. Well not so much that as both of us lieing about stuff. Then telling the other now that we arent together.

Regardless: Well done! As I would say before partaking in DotA: gl hf etc

**Fragony** · 10-10-2008, 14:05

I guess you will have to find something else to be depressed about

**a completely inoffensive name** · 10-12-2008, 08:11

Originally Posted by pevergreen

My only advice: Keep it truthful.

False, all relationships are based on lies. Want proof? Every girl I have told this to has broken up with me, if I had lied and said honesty is the best course I would still be in a relationship right now.

(Sarcasm)

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 10-10-2008, 19:48

Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar

I have met a woman. We are deeply in love. This hasn't happened to me for years.

Uncork the champagne.

Give Her Some Cashews And Milk Now

**ICantSpellDawg** · 10-10-2008, 20:45

The only advice I can give you:

Lie to her at least 6 times a day, never look her in the eye, and eventually run a way with the milk maid after bankrupting her.

I hope that helps in some small way.