Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

[Reverend Joe]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

Why does AC/DC rock so much? And why can't I stop spamming?

[Mikeus Caesar]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Why do you hate freedom?

Signed, T. Roll

[KarlXII]

Dear RWRN,

What's the deal with airline food?

Signed,

Insert pun name here.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN,

What's the deal with airline food?

Signed,

Insert pun name here.

Dear Gregoshi:

I don't know. If the Gaians would let anybody besides AlGore fly a jet once in a while -- instead of jacking up the fuel costs too high with silly regulations and restrictions on drilling -- I might get a chance to taste some and see if "airline food" should be classed with "fast food" (in that it is what it says it is, but that doesn't mean its tasty or good for you) or "jumbo shrimp" (inherently oxymoronic).

[Louis VI the Fat]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Nea(n)derthal,


Are you sorry yet for the years of right-wing character assassination of Hillary Clinton, which spilled over to the Democratic camp, now that it appears it will lead to the most liberal American president in decades?


Sincerely,

Hillary for 2012.org.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Nea(n)derthal,


Are you sorry yet for the years of right-wing character assassination of Hillary Clinton, which spilled over to the Democratic camp, now that it appears it will lead to the most liberal American president in decades?


Sincerely,

Hillary for 2012.org.

Dear Hillary when she's more or less desicated:


Of course I'm sorry. Why don't we make her Pope or something?

Of course I'm not really sorry. A Conservative future is served well by a quick reminder of what a liberal big-govt President who thinks he can change everything because he's new or an outsider can REALLY do. One good dose and we'll get a bible thumping neaderthal swept into power with a heap of delegates to recreate 1994. With the race in its current state, we get that liberal regardless of political party!

Hilda was probably too smart and skillful to go that far over the top. Barry will help the cause.

[KarlXII]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

In the GOP, what does 2+2 equal?

From,

These witty names are getting old.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Why do you hate freedom?

Signed, T. Roll

Dear T-P roll:

Simply because it gets in the way of liberating people -- I thought everyone knew that.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

Why does AC/DC rock so much? And why can't I stop spamming?

Dear Joe Hill:

Probably because they're so substanced that they still think it's 1994. Perhaps someday they'll get a chance to nap.

Probably because you're......