Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

[Mikeus Caesar]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Why do you hate freedom?

Signed, T. Roll

[KarlXII]

Dear RWRN,

What's the deal with airline food?

Signed,

Insert pun name here.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN,

What's the deal with airline food?

Signed,

Insert pun name here.

Dear Gregoshi:

I don't know. If the Gaians would let anybody besides AlGore fly a jet once in a while -- instead of jacking up the fuel costs too high with silly regulations and restrictions on drilling -- I might get a chance to taste some and see if "airline food" should be classed with "fast food" (in that it is what it says it is, but that doesn't mean its tasty or good for you) or "jumbo shrimp" (inherently oxymoronic).

[Louis VI the Fat]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Nea(n)derthal,


Are you sorry yet for the years of right-wing character assassination of Hillary Clinton, which spilled over to the Democratic camp, now that it appears it will lead to the most liberal American president in decades?


Sincerely,

Hillary for 2012.org.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Nea(n)derthal,


Are you sorry yet for the years of right-wing character assassination of Hillary Clinton, which spilled over to the Democratic camp, now that it appears it will lead to the most liberal American president in decades?


Sincerely,

Hillary for 2012.org.

Dear Hillary when she's more or less desicated:


Of course I'm sorry. Why don't we make her Pope or something?

Of course I'm not really sorry. A Conservative future is served well by a quick reminder of what a liberal big-govt President who thinks he can change everything because he's new or an outsider can REALLY do. One good dose and we'll get a bible thumping neaderthal swept into power with a heap of delegates to recreate 1994. With the race in its current state, we get that liberal regardless of political party!

Hilda was probably too smart and skillful to go that far over the top. Barry will help the cause.

[KarlXII]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

In the GOP, what does 2+2 equal?

From,

These witty names are getting old.

[Kralizec]

Dear right-wing reactionary Neanderthal,

I used to watch Captain Planet a lot when I was a kid, and I liked it back then. I have since then realized that the cartoon is a vile piece of propaganda; having a blue muscular guy in a homoerotic suit as its titular character, promoting neo-paganism (the Gaia character) and trying to start a global marxist revolution (kids from all over the world band together to fight industry)

What should I do to cleanse myself, and how do I protect others from such filth?

Sincerely,
a concerned citizen

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

In the GOP, what does 2+2 equal?

From,

These witty names are getting old.

Dear Witless:

Lately, they've been coming up with 2+2=37 and floating the debt to the Chi-comms. Let's not go assuming that GOP = conservative. Twas once, but no more.

Still our side in the runoff features a guy who married a cute blond with a huge beer distributorship and a gal governor who put the DD in Alaska. On the whole, that should count for something...shouldn't it?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Why do you hate freedom?

Signed, T. Roll

Dear T-P roll:

Simply because it gets in the way of liberating people -- I thought everyone knew that.