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    When you're caught by people muttering "Lochos, eperchesthe!" to yourself (guilty)
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    You know when you play too much EB when... you bump threads such as these just to tell ppl when you know you play too much EB.
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    exactly
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    I consider my history professor an idiot...mainly because he:
    1. Suffers from a disease known as Roman-worship
    2. Stereotypically refers to all the Gallic/Germanics as smelly barbarians
    3. Suggested that the Egyptians were all black due to Sickle Cell Anemia...(which is a trait against mosquitoes, even Italians have it)
    4. Said that the college campus belonged to black people since slaves built it...wtf

    The last 2 has nothing to do with EB, but I mentioned it anyways to show his idiocy
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    When U try to complete Agoge training and become Spartiatai...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intranetusa View Post
    I consider my history professor an idiot...mainly because he:
    1. Suffers from a disease known as Roman-worship
    2. Stereotypically refers to all the Gallic/Germanics as smelly barbarians
    3. Suggested that the Egyptians were all black due to Sickle Cell Anemia...(which is a trait against mosquitoes, even Italians have it)
    4. Said that the college campus belonged to black people since slaves built it...wtf

    The last 2 has nothing to do with EB, but I mentioned it anyways to show his idiocy

    I can't really find anything wrong with #1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Intranetusa View Post
    3. Suggested that the Egyptians were all black due to Sickle Cell Anemia...(which is a trait against mosquitoes, even Italians have it)
    NERDSTRIKE!

    Heterozygosity for the sickle-cell anemia allele provides immunity against malaria.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontius Pilate View Post
    I can't really find anything wrong with #1.
    I like the Romans myself...5/7 of my campaigns in EB have all been Romani. But if you met my prof and hears the way he talks about Rome..you'd understand. He has this mentality that everyone compared to the Romans are inferior and have no culture.

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    NERDSTRIKE!

    Heterozygosity for the sickle-cell anemia allele provides immunity against malaria.
    jah, tis what I said. arrr
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    So, he's spent so much time studying Romans that he thinks like one?

    Perhaps he too has spent too much time playing EB.

    I must say that after nearly 2 years playing EB, a disproportionate amount of my book collection is now made up of classical authors. Livy, Polybius, Cicero, Caesar, Sun Tzu (er yes, really) would have been much less likely to have reached my shelves otherwise. And Goldsworthy would not even have been on the radar.

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