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    when you start talking about Chinese grammar and pronunciation.
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    when you start correcting people on ancient history in RL.


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    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    when you start correcting people on ancient history in RL.
    When you start correcting your ancient history TEACHER on ancient history, in RL.

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    Thumbs up Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    When you start to regularly correct AlexanderSextus on his faulty statements of ancient history.

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    When you start to regularly correct Methuselah that he is not nobility.

    Oh wait, that is when you know you are on the EB forums too much. My bad.



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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    You know you play too much EB when:
    1. You have an exam in one day but you play EB instead of studying (GUILTY)
    2. There are only 8 hours to the same exam but instead of studying your busy reading AAR's (GUILTY)

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    That really is playing EB too much.

    Good luck with the exam.

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    At least he has chicken EB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    At least he has chicken EB.
    I don't get it.
    Or was that not meant for me?

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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    when on halloween, some kid dresses up as a roman soldier and you say
    "no no no! This is leather, legionnaires wore chainmail! And what is up with this gladius! It is waaay to long, are you trying to be a celt? And where is your shield and pila... etc
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    oh no I find myself mumbling stuff like "signa ferte" or "milites mouete" (and some others which I do not know how to spell or transcribe) when ordering units to move while playing EB; or sometimes mumbling that for no reason
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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    ...when u start digging through livy and polybius to write your little story about makedonians against roman dogs...




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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    Quote Originally Posted by julius_caesar_the_first View Post
    You know you play too much EB when:
    1. You have an exam in one day but you play EB instead of studying (GUILTY)
    2. There are only 8 hours to the same exam but instead of studying your busy reading AAR's (GUILTY)
    well, EB helped me pass my history essay.
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    When you skip sexytime to conquer the Arvernii.
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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus View Post
    When you start correcting your ancient history TEACHER on ancient history, in RL.

    When I was in school I did that before I found EB
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    When you skip sexytime to conquer the Arvernii.
    We need a poll - is this too much EB?
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    You feeling a pity for the Kardhastim, since if it you who replace hannibal at zama, you'll surely win...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TruePraetorian View Post
    When you skip sexytime to conquer the Arvernii.
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    Quote Originally Posted by We shall fwee...Wodewick View Post
    The most hardcore gamer on here so far! Personally there's a line. You just get her to RP then you get the best of sexy world and ancient world!
    It's called do both!
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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    Quote Originally Posted by TruePraetorian View Post
    When you skip sexytime to conquer the Arvernii.
    @gamegeek2, My vote in the pole is that this is too far, but then no one has a girl like mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TruePraetorian View Post
    When you skip sexytime to conquer the Arvernii.
    Now that truly is playing too much EB.

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    I know I play too much EB when I decided to create a trait in Export_descr_character_traits that helps me label which of my FMs or generals are useless fellas who are useful for nothing except an extra unit of heavy cavalry (and I have many. gah. )

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    If you know you're playing EB to much then you haven't played EB enough.
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    you know you had too much EB when crooks in "world's dumbest criminals" are labeled "Uirodusios", "Tindonitae", "drapanai", or "Gaesatae". e.g:

    1-some black guy charges a daycare center naked, taking 3-4 taser hits to knock him out. (gaesatae)

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    3-an angry lancastrian (PA) rages ike a tindonitae in a grocery store, because he has no smokes

    4-a woman gets debloused in imitation of the drapanai...

    5-a man charges at you with a mop, as if it were a falx.

    6-some jacka** tries to rob a bank naked (Uirodusios rigt there)
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    Quote Originally Posted by julius_caesar_the_first View Post
    Now that truly is playing too much EB.
    No sir.. That is a true man .. Skipping sexy time for Arverni..You have my respect dear sir.
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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    when you keep visiting this thread
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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    when you call your computer a 20-watt-lightbulb for being unable to run EB and paint at the same time. or is that for reading the org too much?

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    My current condition...

    If you will face a national competition on chemistry science in 5 days ahead, you must make 4 paper of chemistry subjects for this competition, and you still play EB 3 hours a day, and still had the time to write in this forum (VERY GUILTY)

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    Default Re: You know you play too much EB when...

    When you realize it's 4AM and you want to play more. Eventually it will be 7AM and you just wished the night could be longer.

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    When your classwork regularly has ancient soldiers sketched on the borders (my Spanish worksheets regularly have triremes and hoplitai sketched in).
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