when you start talking about Chinese grammar and pronunciation.
when you start talking about Chinese grammar and pronunciation.
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when you start correcting people on ancient history in RL.
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In American politics, similar to British politics, we have a choice between being shot in our left testicle or the right testicle. Both parties advocate pissing on the little guys, only in different ways and to a different little guy.
When you start to regularly correct AlexanderSextus on his faulty statements of ancient history.![]()
When you start to regularly correct Methuselah that he is not nobility.
Oh wait, that is when you know you are on the EB forums too much. My bad.
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You know you play too much EB when:
1. You have an exam in one day but you play EB instead of studying (GUILTY)
2. There are only 8 hours to the same exam but instead of studying your busy reading AAR's (GUILTY)
That really is playing EB too much.
Good luck with the exam.
At least he haschickenEB.
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when on halloween, some kid dresses up as a roman soldier and you say
"no no no! This is leather, legionnaires wore chainmail! And what is up with this gladius! It is waaay to long, are you trying to be a celt? And where is your shield and pila... etc
"An army of Sheep led by a Lion will always defeat an army of Lions led by a Sheep"
-Arabic Military Maxim
"War doesn't decide who is right, only who is left."
"In order to test a man's strength of character, do not give him adversity, for any man can handle adversity, but instead give him POWER.
-Abraham Lincoln
"A man once asked me who my grandfather was. I told him I didn't know who he was, and didn't care. I cared more about who his grandson will be."
-Abraham Lincoln
oh no I find myself mumbling stuff like "signa ferte" or "milites mouete" (and some others which I do not know how to spell or transcribe) when ordering units to move while playing EB; or sometimes mumbling that for no reason
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When you skip sexytime to conquer the Arvernii.
The Gods envy us.
They envy us because we are mortal, because any moment might be our last.
Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed.
You will never be lovlier than you are now.
We will never be here again.
'Who Dares WINS!' - SAS
"The republic stands for truth and honour. For all that is noblest in our race. By truth and honour, principle and sacrifice alone will Ireland be free."-Liam Mellows
Who knows? If it's a enough day we may all end up Generals!"
We need a poll - is this too much EB?When you skip sexytime to conquer the Arvernii.
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"To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a desert and call it peace." -CalgacusOriginally Posted by skullheadhq
You feeling a pity for the Kardhastim, since if it you who replace hannibal at zama, you'll surely win...
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I know I play too much EB when I decided to create a trait in Export_descr_character_traits that helps me label which of my FMs or generals are useless fellas who are useful for nothing except an extra unit of heavy cavalry (and I have many. gah.)
you know you had too much EB when crooks in "world's dumbest criminals" are labeled "Uirodusios", "Tindonitae", "drapanai", or "Gaesatae". e.g:
1-some black guy charges a daycare center naked, taking 3-4 taser hits to knock him out.(gaesatae)
2-two men shop for beer naked (no, they bought it legally-they're just naked). they even picked up a girl-big bits perhaps?(Uirodusios)
3-an angry lancastrian (PA) rages ike a tindonitae in a grocery store, because he has no smokes![]()
4-a woman gets debloused in imitation of the drapanai...
5-a man charges at you with a mop, as if it were a falx.
6-some jacka** tries to rob a bank naked (Uirodusios rigt there)
I was once alive, but then a girl came and took out my ticker.
my 4 year old modding project--nearing completion: http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=219506 (if you wanna help, join me).
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when you call your computer a 20-watt-lightbulb for being unable to run EB and paint at the same time. or is that for reading the org too much?
My current condition...
If you will face a national competition on chemistry science in 5 days ahead, you must make 4 paper of chemistry subjects for this competition, and you still play EB 3 hours a day, and still had the time to write in this forum(VERY GUILTY)
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Also known as SPIKE in TWC
When you realize it's 4AM and you want to play more. Eventually it will be 7AM and you just wished the night could be longer.
When your classwork regularly has ancient soldiers sketched on the borders (my Spanish worksheets regularly have triremes and hoplitai sketched in).
My Balloon!
-Strategos Alexandros- "What to do with the Epeirotes?"
Why did the Romans fall?
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