Need some help deciding something...

[CountArach]

This may sound like a strange request but I need an idea for what to go as to a party. The theme is "What you wanted to be when you grew up", but of course no one is going as what they actually wanted to be (How am I supposed to dress as an historian? ). I am drawing complete blanks on ideas, so I thought I would chuck it over to you guys. Just a few conditions:
1) Fairly cheap
2) Easy
3) Possible to dance in
4) Suitable for warm temperatures

So go nuts! If I like it I'll go and take pictures.

[KarlXII]

A streaker.

A.) Won't spend a dime.
B.) Easy
C.) I suggest swing
D.) I'm sure you'll be fine.

So go nuts! If I like it I'll go and take pictures.

Time to deliver! Kidding, of course.

[CountArach]

A streaker.

I considered it, and then shed the idea.

[KarlXII]

I considered it, and then shed the idea.

I guess that's bare-able.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I considered it, and then shed the idea.

I think we all nude that was going to happen. (It's 1:30, it was the best pun I could come up with.)

[pevergreen]

Pacman.

That, or Mario. Gogo Overalls.

[KarlXII]

That, or Mario. Gogo Overalls.

I second this.

[CountArach]

Pacman.

That would be awesome, but I think it cancels out rule B.

[naut]

Gimp?

[CountArach]

Gimp?

[pevergreen]

Bogan.

[CountArach]

Bogan.

This wins

Any suggestions on what to wear from my Aussie mates who know what a Bogan is? So far I have:
1) Ugg boots
2) Flanno shirt
3) Black undershirt (VB or some other beer company)
4) Fake mullet (I have very short hair)
5) Holden cap
6) Jeans

[pevergreen]

I would wear VB Shorts. My dad has a pair he got for free.

They are short and very logo-ed.

Like Reg Reagan from the Footy Show (NRL)

[Rhyfelwyr]

Chairman Rudd?

[CountArach]

I haven't got the rugged good looks.

[Ramses II CP]

Wrap a sheet around yourself toga style and when chicks ask say you always wanted to be a senator. Gives you a chance to have a more than one line opener as you explain what that means, whereas if you don't have to explain then you'll already know you've found a keeper.

[InsaneApache]

Sir Les Patterson..

[Reverend Joe]

How am I supposed to dress as an historian?

Indiana Jones.

[||Lz3||]

How am I supposed to dress as an historian?

The guy from Jurassic Park

[Yoyoma1910]

Wrap yourself in toilet paper, and go as a mummy. Then If someone asks what you wanted to be, say "Why Egyptologyst, of course!" You can even put on one of those brown jackets with elbow pads on over it for extra effect.



And if the night gets too boring, you an always light part of it on fire and run around.

Or not.

I still have a photo somewhere from when my friend Jim did that one year. Hilarity ensued. Everyone loves the flaming mummy!

[Incongruous]

This wins

Any suggestions on what to wear from my Aussie mates who know what a Bogan is? So far I have:
1) Ugg boots
2) Flanno shirt
3) Black undershirt (VB or some other beer company)
4) Fake mullet (I have very short hair)
5) Holden cap
6) Jeans

I protest at your close minded view of the flannel shirt!
It is now a very respectable item, and the mainstay of my Indieness...
(Its from Levi's)

Hahaha! VB would be so sweet!
Hey do you guys have Tui over there? If you could grab one of those wife-beaters, big ups

[CountArach]

And if the night gets too boring, you an always light part of it on fire and run around.

Or not.

I still have a photo somewhere from when my friend Jim did that one year. Hilarity ensued. Everyone loves the flaming mummy!

I'd be tempted if I didn't plan on drinking so much

Alcohol + Me on fire = Probably not the best combo.

[seireikhaan]

CA grown up?...

Joseph Stalin.

Or i suppose you could just settle for being one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Wrap yourself in toilet paper, and go as a mummy. Then If someone asks what you wanted to be, say "Why Egyptologyst, of course!" You can even put on one of those brown jackets with elbow pads on over it for extra effect.



And if the night gets too boring, you an always light part of it on fire and run around.

Or not.

I still have a photo somewhere from when my friend Jim did that one year. Hilarity ensued. Everyone loves the flaming mummy!

I attended a costume party as a scarecrow once. One of my wife's friends, dressed as a witch, came up to me with a cigarette lighter and gave me the "Wizard of Oz" treatment. "What's the matter scarecrow, afraid of a little fire?" and promptly lit my sleeve. Took 2 pitchers of beer to put me out. I gained massive sympathy points on that one, but I was more upset about the spilt beer.

[CountArach]

How does this en look then, aye?

[Csargo]

How does this en look then, aye?

Your room looks a little dirty. *runz*

Anyways, it doesn't look bad, but I would have went as Marx or Lenin. Seriously, I would have.

[naut]

Where's the six of VB?

[Sarathos]

How does this en look then, aye?

There is something wrong with this photo CA, you are a bogan, you don't get trohpies.

[pevergreen]

Thats the idea Sarathos. Maybe read the entire thread?

I'll give my comments on MSN.

[CountArach]

Your room looks a little dirty. *runz*

Anyways, it doesn't look bad, but I would have went as Marx or Lenin. Seriously, I would have.

I would have, but I couldn't think how to do it. I saw a Castro mask and I was tempted to go as him though.

And lol Sarathos, its so true.

@ Rythmic - I haven't got my dole cheque.