Wrap yourself in toilet paper, and go as a mummy. Then If someone asks what you wanted to be, say "Why Egyptologyst, of course!" You can even put on one of those brown jackets with elbow pads on over it for extra effect.



And if the night gets too boring, you an always light part of it on fire and run around.

Or not.

I still have a photo somewhere from when my friend Jim did that one year. Hilarity ensued. Everyone loves the flaming mummy!