1. Purchase high spec machine (2.8ghz CPU, 2g RAM, NVIDIA 8XXX 1g video card, 500g hard-drive)
2. Trawl multiple messageboards for CTD fixes.
3. Apply Petey's button file fix.
4. Trawl multiple messageboards for battlefield mouse pointer bug fixes.
5. Fail to find one.
6. Attempt to work around shocking battlefield controls.
7. Fail to do so.
8. Write to NVIDIA tech support multiple times.
9. Scream in anger. Tear hair out. Weep. Prepare suicide notes to loved ones.
10. Purchase low spec machine specifically for MTW (1.5 ghz CPU, 250mb RAM, NON-Nvidia graphics card, 60g hard-drive)
11. Ponder the fact that you've just spent $150AUD on a game from 2002.
12. Shrug and unleash jihad.
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