Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
Dear Texan,

When is Texas going to become a state of Australia? We need another small state and Texas would make good pasture for a couple of smallish farms.

Regards,
A West Islander
Dear WI

Never! Where Alaskans fail to become Texans in the physical sense Australians fail in the mental sense. This is most evidenced by your beer your food and the fact not every Australian child has a kola bear as a personal companion throughout life. Texans would be all over that.