Quote Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi View Post
Dear Great Lord Sex-God of the Texans with a Beer Bottle,

Why does Texas hate America so much?

Left Wing Berkeley Liberal
Dear LWBL,

Texas does not hate America. Hate implies a strong showing of emotion. We merely tolerate the pitful 49. Its like when a cousin you dont like comes into town and you have to show him around and let him hang out with you. We dont let it bother us to much, we just continue to drink with Canada and Mexico and bully America