Re: Dear Texan
Dear Texan,
Why do you tolerate the heathen metropolis of Austin? The entire city is dominated by the tech industry. Surely all good Texans are aware that this industry is replete with Dirty Liberals. This creates a horrible splotch of blue amidst your wondrous fields of red. Austin is clearly Messing With Texas, which I believe the State Constitution prohibits. Why have you not dealt with this matter?
Sincerely,
Born in Texas
Re: Dear Texan
Dear BIT,Originally Posted by TinCow
Texas is a big place and at times even our fathers and brothers fall victim to the blue scourge however being the geniuses we are we decided to let them make money for us on there colony not to mention All the other UNIs in Texas need someone to hate collectively and all the other counties need to be able to point to one county that is screwing everything up. Austin provides that. Austin may think its messing with Texas when in fact Texas is messing with Austin....Does that not blow your mind?
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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