Dear Texan,
Why do you tolerate the heathen metropolis of Austin? The entire city is dominated by the tech industry. Surely all good Texans are aware that this industry is replete with Dirty Liberals. This creates a horrible splotch of blue amidst your wondrous fields of red. Austin is clearly Messing With Texas, which I believe the State Constitution prohibits. Why have you not dealt with this matter?
Sincerely,
Born in Texas
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