Dear Texan

[Strike For The South]

Dear Texan,

When I was a young boy my mother took us to the A&P, there we encountered a man who almost ingested "quiche." However, just before taking a bite of thefree sample he had lifted up, the gentleman questioned the server as towards the food's identity. Upon being told that it was, indeed, a "quiche", he returned it back on the table, and informed the woman,


"Ma'am, I'm from _Somewhere_ Texas, and in _Somewhere_ Texas real men do not let 'Quiche' touch their lips."


Is this true? And what does "quiche" actually taste like? It sounds like a fancy baked omelet to me, personally.


Signed,
Your Swampland Neighbor

Dear Cajun,

Quiche is French and as we all know the French (who are girls) and then Texans (who are men) have a long standing feud over who is the best. So I am glad this man did not succumb to there horrid mind control. Hopefully he procreated with some of your cajun women as to dilute the French blood on this side of the pond.