An anecdote; Mrs Apache MKII is a redhead, as was Mrs. Apache MKI, I like redheads , anyroad when we were having our first row, I called her Violet Elizabeth Bott, (of Botts sauce fame) and the row ended there and then amid gales of laughter.

She even tried to sthcrewm and sthcrewm until she was sthwick, a good sport my missus.