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  • candy corn

    7 19.44%
  • raisins

    5 13.89%
  • Necco wafers, Smarties

    2 5.56%
  • Dum Dum Lollipops

    1 2.78%
  • Apples

    3 8.33%
  • Hard candy

    1 2.78%
  • Tootsie Rolls

    3 8.33%
  • Laffy Taffy

    0 0%
  • Anything Fun-Sized

    6 16.67%
  • Gah!

    8 22.22%
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    Default Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Gotta be candy corn for me. The fruitcake of Halloween.

    And what's with Fun-Sized? Since when is one bite fun? Portion control doesn't need to start this young.
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Raisins. Not even candy
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Stale chips.
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Candy. Corn.

    Corn that is also candy. Wow.. that must be great.


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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    I never tasted candy corn...but listening to Lewis Black standup bit about it I gotta to with it.

    anything that generates that kind of anger has to be truly horrible
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Candy corn. I cannot imagine what coerced someone into thinking that was possibly a good idea. Easily the worst-tasting candy ever invented.
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    I could do 'number one worst sweet food' (i abhore that word candy) but as for halloween? Bah, American capitalist piffle.
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Apples and raisins. That isn't even candy. I promptly ask those who give me an apple to go and die.
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    I like candy corn, thank y'all.

    Tootsie roll hits the bottom for me. Chewing on a tootsie roll is like chewing on chocolate flavored caulk. I keep thinking I should be using it to seal up a window instead of eating it.

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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    LIEZ!!! I licked the pics and they taste nothing like candy!
    No, they taste like old candy corn, just as you see in the first picture. Wasn't it delicious? Mmmmmmm. Me no LI-EEZ!!!


    I'm surprised there wasn't a choice for "Apples with razor blades," or "poisoned homemade candy," like the urban legends and our parents always warned us about. "Only take candy that's prerapped, there's crazies and rapists everywhere!!!!"
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Anything fun sized!

    Whoever told you size doesn't matter lied! the bigger the choclate bar the more choclate you eat the happier you are! (short term) Fun sized should mean its bigger not smaller!
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Besides the candy corn anything home made and you didn't know the people. It all got thrown out! I thought it would get better over time but when you check the kid's candy today there is a lot of crap. Like sugar cookies from the package no wrapping.

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    Don't get me wrong - I like Tootsie Rolls - but when you get several dozen in your bag...well, chances are likely you'll still have some left over next Halloween. I liked getting the big candy bars, of course!

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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Although I enjoy eating the occasional handful, raisins suck as candy. And like a couple others here, I actually like candy corn (so long as it's not old and stale).
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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    Quote Originally Posted by Martok View Post
    Although I enjoy eating the occasional handful, raisins suck as candy. And like a couple others here, I actually like candy corn (so long as it's not old and stale).
    you've had candy corn that isn't old and stale???

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    Default Re: Your number one worst Halloween candy

    I have indeed.
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