A lot of hate spews out of the mouth of those "Smarties" eating haters against candy corn. Comparisons to fruit cake and trash make any good, middle class American want to hurl. Therefore, I have started the Candy-Corn Representative Association Society (C-CRAP). Where we will campaign for the following:
1. Illegalization of critisms of Candy Corn and Candy Corn related products.
2. To make Candy Corn the official national currency.
3. To install Candy Corn factories to solve unemployment.
4. To install a supreme Candy Corn to the presidency.
5. Destroy the other candies.
Petition
1. Lord Winter
2. Spmelta
Remember,
Every dollar spent on something other than candy corn is a dollar gained by the Octosquid/Giant Spider alliance-Spmelta
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