
Originally Posted by
Sasaki Kojiro
Pish and tiffle, I'm afraid none of those are proper beers old chap. You should try The Abandoned Shoe Factory Brewery’s famed Soothsucker Pine Sap Ale.

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Another safe tactic is to compare the beer with one that doesn’t actually exist. Because the beer ranks swell every week, even the most knowledgeable of beer experts won’t call you out, for fear of appearing “out of the loop.” So instead actually stating an opinion of a beer, say it is “a lot like The Abandoned Shoe Factory Brewery’s new Soothsucker Pine Sap Ale, in the sense that they’re completely different.”
Shepherd Neame's Spitfire
Theakston's Old Peculier
Greene King's Abbot Ale
Adnams' Broadside
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