Does Britain exist to the north?

[Incongruous]

By north, do you mean north of Watford Gap? Where the beer is full strength and the men don't prefer sexual liasons with members of the same genital group.

Do not engage in a round or two with their chaps from school?

Bloody hell! What a terrible place, what designs of the devil!

I fear that this North, as we term it, is a frightful place only good for eating puddings before soup.