If so has anyone ever been to this mythical place?
What creatures does it nurture within its mysty hills and frozen tundra?
Does Britain exist to the north?
If so has anyone ever been to this mythical place?
What creatures does it nurture within its mysty hills and frozen tundra?
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Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
I've been North of Hadrian's Wall, if that's what your asking.
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Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Good God! Where on earth is that?Originally Posted by SwedishFish
Was`it really north of Southern England?
What were the locals like?
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Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Never fear, Bopa, the locals themselves are savages. Unmarked land on the map, a pit of darkness to civilization as we know it. No worries, if w are to maintain the Wall, we may be able to keep them in the Northern areas of Southern England.
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Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
You'll find the colony of Yorkshire, a funny place where the locals speak an incomprehensible language. And eat pudding before it's time for dessert!
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But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
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Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
I keep hearing this persistent rumour claiming that the savages paint themselves blue!
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Goodness, they are so barbaric as to eat in the wrong order!
Yorkshire aye? Sounds awful to me, do they bath?
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-Oscar WildeNow that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.
AW: Does Britain exist to the north?
Be there dragons?
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
-Abraham Lincoln
Four stage strategy from Yes, Minister:
Stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.
Re: AW: Does Britain exist to the north?
That's in the west, where there are also a lot of sheep.
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Durham's nice.
Like Oxford, only not filled with uppity Southern ponces.
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Bath? Never been there.
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Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Yes, but its really just a backwards nation of chav Calvinist socialists.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
By north, do you mean north of Watford Gap? Where the beer is full strength and the men don't prefer sexual liasons with members of the same genital group.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Britain does exsist up north, culturally it dosn't.
AW: Does Britain exist to the north?
What is that Britain? Never heard before.
Re: AW: Does Britain exist to the north?
Just another state....
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My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Let's see now, culture, I know I'll chuck a few names out and see what happens....
The Beatles.
David Hockney.
AS Lowry.
Patrick 'Make it so' Stewart.
Daniel Craig.
Stan Laurel.
Bryan Ferry.
Delius.
JB Preistley.
Happy Mondays.
The Bronte family.
Just a few off the top of my head. Not bad for a culteral desert eh?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Do not engage in a round or two with their chaps from school?
By north, do you mean north of Watford Gap? Where the beer is full strength and the men don't prefer sexual liasons with members of the same genital group.
Bloody hell! What a terrible place, what designs of the devil!
I fear that this North, as we term it, is a frightful place only good for eating puddings before soup.
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Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Nay lad! Is't tha tekking piss or summat? Ah'll come ovar theer and give thi such a clout.
Tha'd 'ave t'be soft in t'head not to say "Aye, champion!"Just a few off the top of my head. Not bad for a culteral desert eh?
Tha's the bloke wot does t'shooting or summat?
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Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
AW: Does Britain exist to the north?
I hear that the north is peopled more by the feared northmen than any true Britons.
Last edited by spmetla; 10-30-2008 at 02:35.
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
-Abraham Lincoln
Four stage strategy from Yes, Minister:
Stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.
Re: AW: Does Britain exist to the north?
Short answer:No
Long answer:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
His novels are atroucious
ooh and tis place thou shalt be refering to ist shakespeare land
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
I thought this thread was talking about Scotland?
Or has it not been discovered yet by civilized peoples?
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
I stayed one week in the region called Yorkshire. In the town of York, they had a museum where they had recreated the smell of Viking feces. Very interesting.
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Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
oh i say! you should have invited thee
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
I still don't understand the original question
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Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Silly, Scotland is a made-up fairytale land filled with dragons and giants and Glaswegians and other such fantastical creatures.I thought this thread was talking about Scotland?
Or has it not been discovered yet by civilized peoples?
The idea of "North of Newcastle" is one of these nonsensical physical concepts, like "before the Big Bang" or "inside a Black Hole".
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Or introducing Russell Brand to your granddad.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
Or introducing Russell Brand to your granddad.
Re: Does Britain exist to the north?
I have heard of a land somewhere to the north devoid of sunshine and footballing talent.... i always assumed people were referring to newcaste...
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