What factions do you like crushing?

[Carthaginian General]

I'll have to say Makedonia. The nation is basically infected with megalomany whenever you hear about them. It's always ''Makedonia is the greatest! Makedonia here, Makedonia there, Makedonia! YAY!''. I guess I just like stepping on people's toes when they tell me those toes are unsteppable. Oh, and I dislike playing as Hellenes - spears and pikes are rather boring to use, but are ideal to fight against since they're so... well, I don't know, I just don't raise an eyebrow whenever I see an elite infantry unit of spear/pikemen. And it's a lot more satisfying to obliterate units of spearmen than swordsmen. I like slaughtering Hypaspistai as well. What could be better to crush than the pride and joy of the Makedonian army?


So what ones are yours?

[Iraklis]

Personaly i hate make distinctions... i love killing everyone
Tho since i enjoy Kart-Hadast most of all factions to play with, i would have to vote for SPQR as most loved to crush.

[Socy]

As a Successor Kingdom, other Sucessor Kingdoms. Share your point of view, but with the Romans. Just so satisfying to crush the people that everyone seem to give so much praise (Much of it is rightly given, though). Also enjoy killing all the "Barbaroi" factions (Aeudi, Arverni, Sweboz, Dacia, Lusotanna) beacuse they usually have many lightly armoured troops that are easy to kill in droves.. But for most of the time, I tend to respect my enemy. Though the horse-archer way of war is outright cowardly (No, not really, just brutally clever and effective against phalanx-based armies, whom are in the centre of my heart.. Poor poor phalanxes )

[Iraklis]

Althou i am greek i will defo shout : Kill ze mazafaka phalanxes!!!! Kill zem all!
In a side note, i absolutly "love" phalanx + light infantry (preferably with missile secondary weapon) + medium cavalry tactics
(Irelavent i know, but blame my talkative nature).

[Valion]

The Eleutheroi ALL of them!!! they dirty the Map

Other than that i like to kill all the Hellenic factions!!! somehow i get irritated when i see pikes and armies that look the same the only difference is either the name or the colour of something

[Cbvani]

I don't like crushing ANY faction.... it prevents a re-emergence later, and only proper factions are expansionist and will directly oppose my reign. If I'm surrounded by Eleutheroi, then nobody will attack me. BORING.

[Carthaginian General]

I don't like crushing ANY faction.... it prevents a re-emergence later, and only proper factions are expansionist and will directly oppose my reign. If I'm surrounded by Eleutheroi, then nobody will attack me. BORING.

I don't like removing factions from the game either, I meant what ones you like defeating the armies of :)

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

I'll have to say Makedonia. The nation is basically infected with megalomany whenever you hear about them. It's always ''Makedonia is the greatest! Makedonia here, Makedonia there, Makedonia! YAY!''. I guess I just like stepping on people's toes when they tell me those toes are unsteppable. Oh, and I dislike playing as Hellenes - spears and pikes are rather boring to use, but are ideal to fight against since they're so... well, I don't know, I just don't raise an eyebrow whenever I see an elite infantry unit of spear/pikemen. And it's a lot more satisfying to obliterate units of spearmen than swordsmen. I like slaughtering Hypaspistai as well. What could be better to crush than the pride and joy of the Makedonian army?

Oh that's so funny. Just yesterday I killed 45,000 baby-murdering Phoenicians and their smelly Numidian subjugates in a single battle with my pike army. YAY! And that's for you, King of the Numidian Hillside:



Yours
Antiochos, Basileus ton Basileion, Vanquisher of the Phoenicians, Avenger of Syracuse, Most Benevolent Conquerer of Karchedon

[Kromulan]

I like to smash the pointy-stick wielding dolts. I hate phalanxes. I like to cut them to little chunks with big swords.
And those "awesome" Spartan Generals? I like to time how quickly the different heavies can rip them apart. Best so far? Kluddos Lugos!

Smashing the Romans is kinda fun, too.

My armies usually have a large (3-4) archer contingent, so fighting unarmored foes isn't much fun since they die so fast before the melee that they don't have enough morale left to make it interesting.

[Ibrahim]

since there is an acute shortage of lj people in EB, I prefer to slaughter germanic or gallic people. I do not like slaughtering semetic peoples (being half one myself (arab)). then again, its just a game.
just remember kids, if you want to get back at a real person, don't kill him. do like I do instead-imagine enemy factions in EB (or IBFD) as the group you don't like.

[Maion Maroneios]

I just LOVE slaughtering filthy fish-smelling Romaioi. ΖΗΤΩ Η ΜΑΚΕΔΟΝΙA ΚΑΙ ΟΙ ΥΙΟΙ ΑΥΤΗΣ!

Maion

[Hooahguy]

as for me, i love killing maks and KH!!!!!!
go getai!

[Pontius Pilate]

I like to crush any faction besides the beloved SPQR. But in particular, I also have to agree crushing phalanxes in deeply satisfying, especially KO, makedonia, and the ptolemies. There's nothing like surrounding a phalanx on three sides than having your cavalry due a charge from the rear, really makes my day. it is also fun to run down retreating phalagites, they're so darn slow!

[||Lz3||]

being roman...
crush those Karthadastims!! (sp??)


but the ones I despise the most are those pesky Ptolies
let them shake in fear

[Zeibek]

SPQR. Is there anything more satisfying than obliterating the legions of what is so often called the greatest empire ever? And although I usually hate phalanxes somehow a charging into the back of a legion pinned down by a phalanx is just soo wonderful!

If I can't kill Romans Hellenes will do just as well. I got a major kick out of sacking Delphi as Carthage for some reason...

[anangryelitist]

arche seleukeia because theres nothing more fun then destroying legions upon legions of elite phalanx fullstacks with levy armies

[theoldbelgian]

i personally like to kill phalanx pinned down against another phalanx and then a charge with barbaroi from behind or from the side(minimize the casualties of your own men) with elephantes indikoi doesn't matter if they are makedonian or ptolemoi or seleucid

[Ignopotens]

I'd have to say KH and Rome are the most fun to crush in battle, nothing better than watching some Drapanai or Rhomphaiaphoroi gutting supposedly "heavy" infantry, or even Cavalry :D

[Tellos Athenaios]

It really depends on the faction I play as.

For instance if I'm the Casse then by all means I shall obliterate every last 1-2 unit force of the Sweboz beginning with their fullstacks ... after they (invariably) decide to backstab me. By that time I'll also have built up a solid dislike of Solduros and Brihentin who are going to suffer equally. Enslaving them is definitely not 'beyond' me by that time, but that could also have something to do with economy situation after duking it out in a 3 front war with like 8 provinces of my own. If the Romans have been misbehaving by crossing the Alps already or causing CTD's (<_<) then one of the things I like doing is showing them why they better had remained in Italy, instead of giving pathetic performances across the Alps -- even the now rehabilitated as they were conquered Sweboz would've been ashamed of that...

When I'm the Aedui however; the Arverni, and Sweboz better mind their manners. Of course there's simply no excuse for the existance of the Romani. The only Roman virtue is their money, which will in a very immediate future become my money because the Romans will invariably choose to betray me... Lusotannan and Carthage are so-so. If they are nice to me I will be likewise to them. If not, then not.

When I'm the Arche Seleukeia; Ptolemaioi, Pahlava and Pontos will be crushed on principle. Better safe than sorry with the Pahlava despite they're usually OK and team players. Well, they keep the Saka out alright? Pontos just needs to know when it exceeds its limits, and that's when they're foolish enough to send a half-assed assault force my way. Crushed and gone: you will never enjoy Scythed chariots so much as the moment you see one unit obliterating the 2/3rd of the enemy cavalry core; Crown and Lesser princes alike. (Though to the enemy credit, it must be said Pontos' AI was the first to have a clue what to do with sphendonetai: aiming for the chariots.) The Ptolemaioi are their usual dangerous self, which inevitably gets them removed out of my way. However, as of late I actually discovered I quite like them when suitable Force Diplomacy is applied... Must be because they're my first EB faction ever... Carthage however becomes quite annoying: making similar typical AI breaks all boundaries of meaningfull, sensible behaviour -- by sending like half their African forces my way at Kyrene. However they're not half bad; for no particular reason there will always be those Romani. Why can't Carthage just crush 'em for me, instead of having me eventually resolving the dispute by forcing Romans into protectorate status whereby they only retain Segestica and any Danube frontier province they might have?

[Wausser]

as of now I battled only with Epiros....

[Aemilius Paulus]

I just LOVE slaughtering filthy fish-smelling Romaioi. ΖΗΤΩ Η ΜΑΚΕΔΟΝΙA ΚΑΙ ΟΙ ΥΙΟΙ ΑΥΤΗΣ!

Maion

Oh yeah! Well, I love exterminating decadent, perverted and pedophilic Makedonians too!

Not really. Just felt like I had to defend the Romani honour.

My favorite to fight in battles are the barbarian factions, since they exhibit more flexible tactics and are not as annoying as those blasted phalanxes! The Seleukids are my favorite to crush because it is such a challenge.

[Legosoldier]

I like to crush all factions!







except for the faction I'm playing as...

[Cbvani]

Oh yeah! Well, I love exterminating decadent, perverted and pedophilic Makedonians too!

Not really. Just felt like I had to defend the Romani honour.

My favorite to fight in battles are the barbarian factions, since they exhibit more flexible tactics and are not as annoying as those blasted phalanxes! The Seleukids are my favorite to crush because it is such a challenge.

You know what I did in a Romani campaign recently? That's right, I demolished Makedonia, who controlled all of Greece south of the Hellespont. All I controlled with Italy. Even had a 300-to-1 battle victory (killed 3k, lost 10). So you know what, Makedonia? Suck on my gladius.

Nothing like a little inter-faction rivalry, is there?

[Tarkus]

As the leader of the great Roman republic, which stretches from the Land of the Lusitani to Athens, and from the mountains of southern Gaul to the sands of northern Africa, I hate...I hate...the Yellow Death seething up from the Arabian deserts and the great Nile Valley. All other enemies are mere nuisances to me.

I have laid waste to their great coastal cities, I have strangled their maritime trade routes, I have filled the dry desert riverbeds with the blood of their warriors...yet they still keep coming, with seemingly infinite reserves no doubt drawn from conquered lands to the east. I am consumed with visions of their total destruction. Great Roman military generals have been forged in the cauldron of nearly endless fighting, and more will follow as surely as tomorrow's sunrise. I know that one of our youngest and brightest boys from the ruling family will ascend to the highest ranks and crush the Ptolemaics for all time.

Ahem...Yeah, I seriously hate the Ptolemaics...

[teh1337tim]

i hate getai... what more annoying than AP javelins, AP swords, and massed amount of medium infantry... i lost 7 legions to them alrdy, only held on due to my recruited rhompai and triballi etc and my koinon hellenan turned bosphorus kingdom turned allied fighting them 2 fronts or else barbarian smelly people will come and raid the mighty greek world...and turn their eyes to the succesors and the mighty roma...defend the civilized world from those greedy barbarians!!!

[Maion Maroneios]

Oh yeah! Well, I love exterminating decadent, perverted and pedophilic Makedonians too!

Pedophilic? Blasphemy! This is madness! How can you call US the great descendants of Megas Alexandros that? By mighty Zeus Pater I shall have my vengeance *immediately opens EB in irder to play Makedonian campaign and crush the Romans with a twisted laugh*

Maion

[Hax]

Okay, guys.

I'm going to redirect you to the "How can you tell if you play too much EB" thread.

I like crushing the KH and the Ptolemaioi. Annoying guys those.

[Foytaz]

I do not prefer to wipe out other factions cause I like to see all the players all time long it is more accurate and thrilling to me. The exceptions belong to Aedui, Averni, Casse, Sweboz, Lusotan, Saka Rauka cause barbaroi must obey Law and Order ones!!!

[Hooahguy]

i hate getai... what more annoying than AP javelins, AP swords, and massed amount of medium infantry... i lost 7 legions to them alrdy, only held on due to my recruited rhompai and triballi etc and my koinon hellenan turned bosphorus kingdom turned allied fighting them 2 fronts or else barbarian smelly people will come and raid the mighty greek world...and turn their eyes to the succesors and the mighty roma...defend the civilized world from those greedy barbarians!!!

mwahahahaaaa....... serves you right for going against getic might!

[Grriffon]

I like fighting against the Seleukids, because early in the game they will send out huge stacks of hellenic native spearmen, which may be the weakest unit in the game imo. This leads to tiny horse archer armies of like 300 killing 3000 seleukids or something, which is always fun.

I really like fighting most factions later in the game. Currently playing a Carthage campaign, I am trying to stall and conquer everything EXCEPT Rome so that they will hopefully build up and when we do finally start to battle they will have some serious units to throw at me.