I had a single day to improvise a costume for a HW party with my girlfriend last night, and figured some bizarre meshing of celtic warriors from EB would be more fun than cutting eyeholes in a sheet and going as a ghost (probably the easiest emergency costume).
This is like the "300" version of celtic anything, I know it's awful and all, but I only had about 4 hrs to get it together! I have a sledgehammer, so tried to go with the Ordmalica look, but didn't have anything to make the armor/chest plate with, or the long shirt, so kind of combined the weapon, as I didn't have time to make a shield (unfortunately my hammer is obviously from the present day, and looks nothing like the Ordmalica's 2 handed hammer, but it's the idea that counts right?), with whatever I could find that looked slightly like what some of the EB Celtic levies or spearmen wear. Then of course, the "woad paint"
Of course, no one had a clue of what I was supposed to be- I'm shocked at how many people don't even know what a "Celt" is! That sounds to me like someone saying "Japanese people? What are those?", or whatever.
The worst guess at what my costume was supposed to be, was "Are you the Incredible Hulk?" WTF? Does that look remotely like the Incredible Hulk? I should have replied with something equally stupid, like "No, I'm a horse", but the look of confusion I was getting from "I'm an ancient Celtic warrior. This is woad paint" was just too much fun.
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