these few are my own material, baring in mind im no where near as good as any of you, or my friends....


Friend or Foe?

sweet because your stuck in a rut
gives me a sick feeling inside my gut
friends because your lonely and sad
yet if you talk to me you must be mad
kind because you don't want a fight
all this drama i can't believe my sight
friendly because i have something you like
but what your really thinking is hes far too tight
pleasant because your mates told you to be
you have a mind of your own thats clear to me

harsh because you don't like me at all
at least i no where i stand at least i can stand tall
mean because i am different to you
at least your honest and tell the truth
hate me because of your jealous ways
so you do envy me maybe you would say
evil because i behave quite strange
finally someone who speaks with a fair range
critizing because i am too poor its true
but its a fair insult my clothes aren't new

would i rather hav a true enemy or a false friend

for me
love thy enemy any day



this one is quite emotive, i'll block out the swear words LOL


fury from the heart

i gave you a chance,
i considered you a friend,
but you broke my trust,
and that is something you can never mend.

you caused endless havoc and ruined your friends minds,
your petty life and horrid ways is clearly a moral crime,
i wish i could turn back time and that i never met you,
just thank your lucky stars that your demise is not yet through.

you had my faith you had my attention you had all the friends you needed,
but u destroyed your life and cursed us all then u begged and pleaded,
you throught you could mess us around,
but you thought wrong jerk,
you wanted us to love you,
but it looks like it didnt work.

your malice filled personality seeped through every corner,
so it wasn't long before we discovered the devil in your persona,
you annoyed us all you self centred fool,
but the jokes on you scum filled rat,
you're a nasty piece of grimy work ,
and a horrid piece of tat.


so the reason that this poem was wrote to inform you be careful, for certain people claim good intentions but are really very evil



and finally...

Outta my HeAd!?

if i was a bubble an you were a blob, we'd have a kid and call it a flob

if i was an animal and you were a grub, i would suck you up and then play with some bugs

if i was a emo and you were a nerd, we would do experiments with a possessed turd

if i was some fabric softener and you were a dribble, i would scrub you clean and then eat some dog nibbles

if i was a girl and you had a dolly, i would stab it with pins and call it my trolley

if i was a mexican wobble and you were a turkish moggle, i would caress your legs with a pan of oil

if i was a swizzle and you were a flop, i would feed my baby a yak and give it slop

if i was a geek and you were my braces, i would take you to yiggle wok races

if i was a lava lamp and you were some wax, i'd tuffle up weed and sit on an axe

if i was an uggish poke and you were a cheese mak muffin, i would go jogging with a demented puffin

if i was a destressed mop and you were an ivory reiggit, i would add some wovlf to a tubby migit

if i was a simple spoon and you were a protective tuna, i would put you in a can and eat you much sooner

if i was play dough and you were a lung, i would fill your mouth with a rack full of dung

if i was a cumfuddled cell and you were a muzzizzled dove, i would look at some seaweed and find some deep love

if i was a button and you were the sky, i would make you a dodo flavoured pie

if i was a marshgellow and you were an ape, i would protest with figgles about plants being raped

if i was a penny and you were a tap, i would force a famous brocolli to sit up and rap

if i was a constipated sewer and you were a grape, i'd grow a juddle and show it on tape

if i was a marshland and you were a rake, i would get a riddleruff to dig up a lake

if i was a tablet and you were a cleaner, i would make little aliens to make your life greener



lolz baring in mind this is nonsense, i like it though enjoy