Gunpowder, treason and plot.
It's that time of the year when we gorge on parkin and treacle toffee......and most importantly set off fireworks until your neighbours ears bleed. 
Have a good one guys and, hey, remember, let's be careful out there....
Roll on the 5th.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
