Greatest Living Actor

[Lemur]

I have provided ample evidence that Steven Segal is the greatest living actor, not to mention the greatest living musician and panda-fondler.

Now I must show that he is also the greatest living philosopher.

[Martok]

"Mrs. Lemur? Yes, your husband seems to have suffered some sort of mental breakdown brought on by an unhealthy obsession with Steven Segal. What's that? Pickles and aardvarks will calm him down? Very well, I'll see what we can do...."

[Lemur]

Have I mentioned that Steven Segal has his own energy drink? I thought you all should know that.