Defraggan gaems

[Mikeus Caesar]

I used JKdefrag a few nights ago...

Started at about 1.30AMish....finish shortly before 6am. Took absolutely forever, didn't give me any info on what all the pretty colours meant, and was far too simplistic in that it had no menus or options, as opposed to most defraggers which have a few basic options, such as the ability to turn off the computer once done.

I ended up lying in bed for two hours listening to music waiting for it to finish. Will definitely not be using that again.

CrossLOPER: It's a well known fact now that Microsoft is about as competent at making a working defrag tool as Gregoshi is capable of going a day without making a terrible cringe-inducing pun.