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    Default Shortest AAR ever.



    This is why I love these guys. Even though, technically, I lost.
    Battle: 1 TAB 9 chevrons gold weapon and armor vs 20 Celtic Levy Spearmen, no upgrades, on the grassy plain.

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    So now we know that 1000 Thorakitai Agematos Basilikon can slay 30000 Celtic levy spearmen if they obtain armor made in the forges of Hephaestus and Ipods that loop "The Battle" by Hans Zimmer.

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    Default Re: Shortest AAR ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by desert View Post
    So now we know that 1000 Thorakitai Agematos Basilikon can slay 30000 (correction) Celtic levy spearmen if they obtain armor made in the forges of Hephaestus and Ipods that loop "The Battle" by Hans Zimmer.


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    P.S.: It's 20.000, not 30 btw
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    According to my calculations, after the healing it would probably be more like 25000:1000 kill-to-death ratio, but your method is also valid.

    PS: I just got the image of a lone Thorakites singing "dun, duh-duh-dun, duh-duh-dun, duh-duh, duh-dun!" as he shield-bashes and stabs the Celts around him.
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    Ha, that's nothing! Remember that 300 spartans stood up against half a million persians!!!!
    Likstrandens ormar som spyr blod och etter, Ni som blint trampar Draugs harg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaertecken View Post
    Ha, that's nothing! Remember that 300 spartans stood up against half a million persians!!!!
    ok that was in a mountain pass, urs was on a grassy plain BIG diiference
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    Default Re: Shortest AAR ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by desert View Post
    According to my calculations, after the healing it would probably be more like 25000:1000 kill-to-death ratio, but your method is also valid.
    Well, your calculations where wrong. We call it the "simple method of three" here in Greece:
    1 unit of Thorakites killed -----> 20 units of Celts
    1000 units of Thorakites will kill ------> x Celts
    Then you get: 1*x=20*1000<=>x=20.000 units of Celts
    Unless of course you meant real numbers, which would mean that I'm here doing unneeded math

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    Just to make sure, you all know what I was only joking about the 300 spartans right?
    Likstrandens ormar som spyr blod och etter, Ni som blint trampar Draugs harg
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