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    master of the wierd people Member Ibrahim's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract View Post
    *sound of a buckshot most likely splattering a brain*
    that's it? you're just going to shoot the guy who dissed your people?

    I was expecting a long, well written, and imformative post, then you can shoot him
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    I think that was the sound of him killing himself.


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    um, yeah, about 300. it was based off a comic book, (one of the reasons why the background was shot in all CGI, in case you haven't noticed) not the actual historical event so I don't think they were aiming for historical accuarcy there. and I think the people that made the movie, and anyone who has common sense, can realize that Perisans and people in general don't look like orcs and giant rhinos. also, about ancient warfare movies in general, if you want to make a movie that people will actually watch and not die of boredom, than some historical things will have to be sacrificed. it's called making a profit. I'm sure if some of you had to make a movie you would cut out some historical things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ibrahim View Post
    that's it? you're just going to shoot the guy who dissed your people?

    I was expecting a long, well written, and imformative post, then you can shoot him
    Yeah, me too. The Persian Cataphract is renowned for his extra-long, informative posts that employ elevated diction. Such a brief and violent post just didn't seem like him. Oh well, 300 tends to drag you down to its lowest of all levels (300 is the root of all that is evil, it not Devil causes temptation, and it is the original Pandora's box that unleashed all the evils upon this world)!

    Quote Originally Posted by MarcusAureliusAntoninus View Post
    I think that was the sound of him killing himself.
    What a quitter!

    But no, seriously, I think TPC was shooting someone else.

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    It seems my attempt at humour backfired. I "shot" myself in order to relieve myself from further head-ache, an allusion to which I thought clearly was a way of expressing dissatisfaction with the direction this thread was going.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02tVq5OKVkQ

    Ethereally, it manages to encapsulate the certain lameness of this thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract View Post
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    I must admit we did the same thing this summer, but at our local beach (I was the 'Persian' guy being kicked).

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract View Post
    It seems my attempt at humour backfired. I "shot" myself in order to relieve myself from further head-ache, an allusion to which I thought clearly was a way of expressing dissatisfaction with the direction this thread was going.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02tVq5OKVkQ

    Ethereally, it manages to encapsulate the certain lameness of this thread.
    oh, I see

    Its just that usually, you "shoot", or to be accurate, "hose"* anyone who makes a mistake.

    *hose: slang: to spray lead into a guy

    as for the video:
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