Here's a helpful roundup of the cars favored by retirees (don't you call them "pensioners" in the U.K.?). If you see one of these cars weaving on the road, doing 45 mph in a 60 mph zone, exercise extreme caution.
  1. Lincoln Town Car
  2. Cadillac DTS
  3. Mercury Grand Marquis
  4. Buick Lucerne
  5. Buick LaCrosse
  6. Mercury Sable
  7. Toyota Avalon
  8. Cadillac STS
  9. Lincoln MKZ
  10. Ford Taurus