Quote Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910 View Post
They have those throughout Europe.
Nah. I'm afraid it is a British thing. And Italian.

Me, on the other hand, I can't have breakfast unless I've read my page three frivolities:


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'French - the religion of the State?'
'It would be time to detatch from a sacred love and a jealous devotion'


'Syntax, that modest megalomania'.


Just random little page three divertissements before I turn to the more highbrow leaning articles in the rest of my morning paper.

You know...it is not too late, Strike! You can still decide to learn French instead of English!

I mean, surely it's a more inviting prospect to read Alain Finkielkraut's latest ponderings over a cup of coffee than to wake up by a pair of giant knockers slamming you in the face?