Ok Aries is gone due to him quoting his real pm. (Just to let you know, it is quite easy to fake pms)
So John suddenly felt the strange wave in his brain as the time approached.
"Bah I searched everywhere. My toy box, hat stand.... why not Vacuum cleaner."
He opened up the vacuum cleaner and slowly the lid opened, making a squeaking noise.
"Oh just open damn it.. Im in bad mood"
And he began to search the rubish bin. After a intense coughing due to the dust particles, he pulled out a little silver key.
"This is...."
He did it.. He found it. John stared at the key in disbelief.
He then realized the time. Only 20 minutes remaining... He only has some time for short prawns..
He rushed up stairs and opened the box. Finally.. After hour and thirty minutes of agony, it is finally open.
Towns victory!!
John loaded the prawn cd.. and gazed the picture. Then when he clicked "next" he realised the screen is froze...
"What the?"
"Hey John"
Liz was standing behind him. Looking at how pathetic John has become.
"Liz..."
"Its ok. Dont say anything. Im leaving."
"No Liz wait..."
"John... You know that ive been raised as strong Christian!"
"Im sorry Liz.."
"Not just that John... You had me.... Yet you choose this.... Prawn instead of me??? How dare you!!"
"No Liz please!!"
"Ive been watching you John.. For the last 40 minutes since Martha gave me a call. Ive watched you run around like crazy for this prawns. So be it. You have your prawn, ill have a better husband."
"But Liz!! Christians cant get divorced..."
"Im Lutheren biatch!!"
So she left...
John was left in distress. He suddenly decided to go on rampage.
"F you light bulb!!" he said, swinging his baseball bat at the light bulb, destroying it.
"And you... you bloody couch!!" He impaled it with chainsaw, completely ripping it apart.
"Die sweet bed!!" He shouted, setting couple C4 underneath it, and blowing it up. As consequence, the entire house collapsed and like wise, John too was crushed.
When he opened his eyes he saw that vacuum cleaner in front of him..
"D...a..m..n... You.... Va..cu...um... cleane...r"
He pulled out his Machine gun, ready to pull the trigger, then suddenly, vacuum disappeared from his sight.
"God has punished you John. You deserve it."
"No I punished my self. Now gimme that vacuum cleaner back so I can blow it up."
"Sorry darling. I might need some vacuum cleaner in my new house. Bye"
John lied flat in the wreck. House were the two lived happily. Besides the frustration of prawn access, were ruined. While John waited patiently for rescue, slowly going unconscience he said....
"I shouldve used my bazooka for that damn vacuum cleaner.. "
Sun was bright. Blue skies spreads across the horizon. Healing the grieving ones, calming the angry ones. It was another fine day in Manhattan.
Umm.... Towns victory?
List of unsearched furnitures 2/7
Beaver (Couch)
YLC (Bed)
List of searched furnitures 5/7
QJC (Toy box)
CA (Wine Cabinet)
White_eyes (Bathroom cabinet)
Pever (Hat Stand)
Aries (Vacuum cleaner) (Lynched day 5- Mafia)
Hosts reflection:
Congratulations to Aries for doing what I thought was impossible. Not being able to kill, yet still managing to survive until the final round. He could've been a legend if not for that shameless pm quoting (To be fair, it wasn't mentioned in the rule I believe. But still) If there was anyone else to blame, that will be me for not clearly stating the rules. And if I did then not enforcing the rule.
As before the reveal, Beaver and YLC were voting each other, it was quite possible that Aries could've won. What I would've done if I were Aries would've been forging the pm quickly as possible and post it before Beaver posted his. But then he didnt know the format for the correct townie pm so it might've been hard.
Honorable mention to Pever, for being the only player who somehow touched Aries with out that pm quoting. As he somehow guessed, the roles weren't distributed randomly and during my last 3 days in Australia, when I stayed at my friends' house, that friend picked Aries to give the role to for being a vacuum cleaner. My only concern was the fact that vacuum cleaner weren't really a furniture so bandwagoning early on for those reasoning worried me. Luckily Aries survived till the last round, making this game enjoyable for me and hopefully the others as well.
As for write ups, I couldnt get much more funnier and crazier then what I did in this game. But believe me I couldve done far more better then that. So that is another point im not satisfied about.
Anyway have fun, have a good life and avoid prawns at all costs.. It ruins marriage![]()
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