Where? - Mini mafia [Concluded]

[White_eyes:D]

Beefy, I hate to say this but your not strict enough with your rules..... Aries should get the win due to YLC's breaking of the rules.....

[Thermal]

And heres my beef.. (Warning!! inside joke) and dont you there share everyone that video of fame.. i mean shame...

As for the pm quoting

I could WoG you both.. But whats done is done and cannot be undone. So I will allow Aries to post his as well.

And I shall honor Aries bed time by extending this phase

wow! i can show my pm too?

Originally Posted by Beefy187
You are the Vacuum cleaner

Surprisingly, you are the one with the key, you sucked in the key when Liz was cleaning Johns room. As a mafia good furniture, your aim is to assist John, not by giving him the key, but holding the key nice and safe until Liz returns and keeping the marriage less awkwurd for the couple.

Your aim is to survive the continuous accusations of other furnitures until you are one of the last two remaining

as you can see ive lied through my teeth and used reverse psychology to ensure to you all i am a good furniture

oh and thanks white eyes for your amazingly great view on what has happened

[Thermal]

It was getting really interesting, I was really unsure when I posted that long post. But when YLC posted a pm exactly the same as mine... Yeah, you get it. But Aries could have tried to turn it against me. "Sorry about that, but how did you know mine wasn't a fake?" was my way of saying that I still might have had the key, without acctually suggesting it. Just to get Aries another chance to turn this, it would only have been fair.

i could have accused you, but what would be the point, ylc's vote would of stuck as would of yours, so it wouldnt of helped, a post not long ago said you were 100% sure it was ylc so don't give me any thing about 'you new it was me all along ' you also said if i was mafia we need to congratulate aries for playing superbly and fooling us, so y'know

[Thermal]

(sorry to triple post)

i don't intentailly anger anyone ylc, i was just trying to cover stuff up, aggressively if need be, in mafia my game play and role is my attitude, not myself, and these are only words on forums, you can easily mis-intrepret something to be angry when really i may of ment it calmly
oh and you floored me alright! tackled and left for dead, in an illegal mafia-behavior like way

[Beefy187]

Ok Aries is gone due to him quoting his real pm. (Just to let you know, it is quite easy to fake pms)

So John suddenly felt the strange wave in his brain as the time approached.

"Bah I searched everywhere. My toy box, hat stand.... why not Vacuum cleaner."

He opened up the vacuum cleaner and slowly the lid opened, making a squeaking noise.

"Oh just open damn it.. Im in bad mood"

And he began to search the rubish bin. After a intense coughing due to the dust particles, he pulled out a little silver key.

"This is...."

He did it.. He found it. John stared at the key in disbelief.

He then realized the time. Only 20 minutes remaining... He only has some time for short prawns..

He rushed up stairs and opened the box. Finally.. After hour and thirty minutes of agony, it is finally open.



Towns victory!!


John loaded the prawn cd.. and gazed the picture. Then when he clicked "next" he realised the screen is froze...

"What the?"
"Hey John"

Liz was standing behind him. Looking at how pathetic John has become.

"Liz..."
"Its ok. Dont say anything. Im leaving."
"No Liz wait..."
"John... You know that ive been raised as strong Christian!"
"Im sorry Liz.."
"Not just that John... You had me.... Yet you choose this.... Prawn instead of me??? How dare you!!"



"No Liz please!!"
"Ive been watching you John.. For the last 40 minutes since Martha gave me a call. Ive watched you run around like crazy for this prawns. So be it. You have your prawn, ill have a better husband."
"But Liz!! Christians cant get divorced..."
"Im Lutheren biatch!!"

So she left...

John was left in distress. He suddenly decided to go on rampage.

"F you light bulb!!" he said, swinging his baseball bat at the light bulb, destroying it.
"And you... you bloody couch!!" He impaled it with chainsaw, completely ripping it apart.
"Die sweet bed!!" He shouted, setting couple C4 underneath it, and blowing it up. As consequence, the entire house collapsed and like wise, John too was crushed.
When he opened his eyes he saw that vacuum cleaner in front of him..

"D...a..m..n... You.... Va..cu...um... cleane...r"

He pulled out his Machine gun, ready to pull the trigger, then suddenly, vacuum disappeared from his sight.

"God has punished you John. You deserve it."
"No I punished my self. Now gimme that vacuum cleaner back so I can blow it up."
"Sorry darling. I might need some vacuum cleaner in my new house. Bye"

John lied flat in the wreck. House were the two lived happily. Besides the frustration of prawn access, were ruined. While John waited patiently for rescue, slowly going unconscience he said....

"I shouldve used my bazooka for that damn vacuum cleaner.. "

Sun was bright. Blue skies spreads across the horizon. Healing the grieving ones, calming the angry ones. It was another fine day in Manhattan.

Umm.... Towns victory?

List of unsearched furnitures 2/7
Beaver (Couch)
YLC (Bed)

List of searched furnitures 5/7

QJC (Toy box)
CA (Wine Cabinet)
White_eyes (Bathroom cabinet)
Pever (Hat Stand)
Aries (Vacuum cleaner) (Lynched day 5- Mafia)

Hosts reflection:

Congratulations to Aries for doing what I thought was impossible. Not being able to kill, yet still managing to survive until the final round. He could've been a legend if not for that shameless pm quoting (To be fair, it wasn't mentioned in the rule I believe. But still) If there was anyone else to blame, that will be me for not clearly stating the rules. And if I did then not enforcing the rule.

As before the reveal, Beaver and YLC were voting each other, it was quite possible that Aries could've won. What I would've done if I were Aries would've been forging the pm quickly as possible and post it before Beaver posted his. But then he didnt know the format for the correct townie pm so it might've been hard.

Honorable mention to Pever, for being the only player who somehow touched Aries with out that pm quoting. As he somehow guessed, the roles weren't distributed randomly and during my last 3 days in Australia, when I stayed at my friends' house, that friend picked Aries to give the role to for being a vacuum cleaner. My only concern was the fact that vacuum cleaner weren't really a furniture so bandwagoning early on for those reasoning worried me. Luckily Aries survived till the last round, making this game enjoyable for me and hopefully the others as well.

As for write ups, I couldnt get much more funnier and crazier then what I did in this game. But believe me I couldve done far more better then that. So that is another point im not satisfied about.

Anyway have fun, have a good life and avoid prawns at all costs.. It ruins marriage

[Thermal]

lolz nice write up i dont mind so much, good game!

[Beaver]

Yes, I enjoyed the game. I have to give my congratulations to Aries, you played good.
Oh, and just a point about me suspecting you. I did consider the possibilty that you had the key for quite a long time, altough I said that I didn't suspect you at all. That was what I were getting at. It wasn't a real suspicion until late. I acctually did suspect you almost as much as YLC in the very end, but when I said I was 100% sure it was YLC, I meant it. Hehe, yes, I do overexplain things sometimes, it wasn't just a playing style...

And a nice little story Beefy. All in all, good game everyone

[pevergreen]

I do believe Aries should have won it. But methinks your abilities were not as good as you think they were

[Beaver]

Yes, you got a point that Aries should have won.

And if you're talking to me about me thinking my abilites were good... Well, I really should stop talking so much, since I seem to get misunderstood all the time. When did I suggested that my abilities were good? I don't think they were good at all, I'm just trying to learn the game. I expect that I'm pretty bad acctually

[White_eyes:D]

No kidding you lynched me when I was supporting you.......I WILL REMEMBER THAT BEAVER....AND WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT....

Edit: and YOU did warn them Beefy....

No.. Bad

Dont quote pms... Its obvious what you guys are

[Beefy187]

Right... Next time... Insta woggs will take place

[Thermal]

No kidding you lynched me when I was supporting you.......I WILL REMEMBER THAT BEAVER....AND WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT....

Edit: and YOU did warn them Beefy....

hehe and to think that you were encouraging me to vote beaver, aiding a Mafia without realizing it, and yes Beaver of course you suspected me at the end as you pointed out perfectly, with 3 of us left, theres a fair chance it was gonna be me, mini mafia are kinda hard to balance with 7 players, seeing as 2 mafia is too many and 1 is a little risky, especially if there took out first
the group arent rlly mafia and townie but seafood-anti seafood in this context
and feminism for liz, anyway my first post here was is this auto-biographical beefy? based on you at all? martha made a good side role too what ever happened to her?

[Beefy187]

No its not based on me. Im not married, never had a girl friend, but I do enjoy some prawn as I got some on my laptop (Dont get me wrong... Prawn. Not p0rn)

When I was writing the last writeup, I was considering the alternative scenario that Liz was testing John to start with, by leaving him self alone in the room, watching him suffer from Marthas house with surveillance camera.

Then the second alternative ending was that Liz too enjoyed her "prawn" as she went to Marthas house.

But as YLC and Beaver broke the rule, I didnt want Aries to look like a bad guy. So he won him self a completely biased ending.. Baddie gets punished and heroes always triumphs.

Now I trust you all to make your way into the next game of mine "Fillet Royale" and if you already have, then you are 20 percent more likely to get a role

[White_eyes:D]

hehe and to think that you were encouraging me to vote beaver, aiding a Mafia without realizing it, and yes Beaver of course you suspected me at the end as you pointed out perfectly, with 3 of us left, theres a fair chance it was gonna be me, mini mafia are kinda hard to balance with 7 players, seeing as 2 mafia is too many and 1 is a little risky, especially if there took out first
the group arent rlly mafia and townie but seafood-anti seafood in this context
and feminism for liz, anyway my first post here was is this auto-biographical beefy? based on you at all? martha made a good side role too what ever happened to her?

Don't give yourself too much credit Aries, I just wanted revenge on beaver for turning me into a target for no reason, at that point I didn't care if you won or lost, just as long as Beaver got lynched like I did...(Yes, I am a sore loser sometimes)

[Beefy187]

As punishment for YLC and Beaver, You both have to join all my games from now on

[ULC]

It was Beavers fault! *madly points finger at Beaver*

[Thermal]

Don't give yourself too much credit Aries, I just wanted revenge on beaver for turning me into a target for no reason, at that point I didn't care if you won or lost, just as long as Beaver got lynched like I did...(Yes, I am a sore loser sometimes)

i wasnt giving myself to much credit how was i to know you had a mad vendetta on beavers? oh and yes ylc, definately beavers fault

[CountArach]

Rules are rules, he should have been WoGed.

Thanks for hosting the game. I'm remembering the names of every person who voted for me to be lynched - there will be retribution.

[seireikhaan]

Thanks for hosting the game. I'm remembering the names of every person who voted for me to be lynched - there will be retribution.

Oh, the WIFOM running through my mind right now.

[Beefy187]

Well if anyone tries to do the same in Fillet Royale.. I wont be very pleased

[Thermal]

Well if anyone tries to do the same in Fillet Royale.. I wont be very pleased

by that i assume you mean you'll WOG them? and whack them around the head with a baseball bat and burn them alive with a flamethrower

[Beefy187]

by that i assume you mean you'll WOG them? and whack them around the head with a baseball bat and burn them alive with a flamethrower

Ill spam them with merciless spam mails, telling how they broke the rule and how disappointed I am. Post a picture of me (or some random cow) shaking head at them. Then ill ask for a official apology by them posting a picture of them, one arm to the wall, staring at the ground in shame. If you can post a video of them sitting in the shame corner... even better. If the person who did this mad crime was YLC or beavers, I will officially declare them as my chess slave to train me on chess. Then finally... They will get wogged.

Baseball bat, burying alive and flamethrower is up to the ladies and gentlemen in the jury